Michael Lewis

KISSTORY Breakfast, Football, Video games - probably in that order

[I'm alright @sammy1714]

Oh, look at me, I'm Tom Holland. I'm getting glazed by Christopher Nolan. My 4th Spider-Man movie is going to make a gazillion dollars. I basically run Sony Studios. I have a 6-pack. I go home to Zendaya every night. Anne Hathaway called me the goodest boy in the whole world...

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

please don’t come into my chocolate factory expecting some bullshit. this is a place of work. do not talk to my fat little employees

[Benny Blanco @Benny_Blanco40]

Rice gone off with illness.

They need to put him in a bowl of mobile phones overnight and he’ll be fine.

[Michael Lewis @michaellewisDJ]

Omg, it’s coming home. The eggs wouldn’t lie to me 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

[FIFA World Cup 2026 @FIFAWC26Updates]

EGG PREDICTION...🏆 #FIFA

[Michael Lewis @michaellewisDJ]

@danxcix Thank you for QT’ing so I can like it without liking it

[Michael Lewis @michaellewisDJ]

@OzorNdiOzor Young Eminem was a menace

[Kris Wall @KrisWall92]

Dan Burn and Jordan Henderson #england

[Michael Lewis @michaellewisDJ]

Kelly Cates like “you’ve still got an hour to get a beer in”

Ma’am, I have work in like two hours so it’s a coffee

[Argo Memes @ArgyleMemes]

Driving to work after staying up to watch #MexEng.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

El Beanico.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Get ready for an all time offsides graphic

[Michael Lewis @michaellewisDJ]

Seem to be caught in a doomloop of planned engineering works at the weekend and unplanned engineering works during the week 🫪🥴

[katie @katefeetie]

pleasantly surprised the Empire State Building climb stunt wasn’t branded content. glad people are still just doing shit sometimes

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

yeah sex is cool and but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of ur life and got your spark back

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I NEED a friend with benefits. NOT sexualły, I’m talking about nepotism, access, and privilege.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Why don’t we pronounce the “meow” in homeowner?

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

“I don’t want a digital download code. I want a physical disk.”

[Michael Lewis @michaellewisDJ]

I don’t even follow WNBA but I’ve seen the whole ‘step to Caitlin, get rekt’ thing many times now 🫪😂

[Olivia Rodrigo @Melania_766]

Caitlin Clark Had Seen Enough and TOOK OVER!😳🔥