Michael Mercado

He who ate all the caviar.

[Michael Mercado @MichaelMarket]

When people ask you what happened here, tell them the north remembers 🗣️

[Michael Mercado @MichaelMarket]

Watching because I know I’ll miss football very soon but man, it’s getting really difficult not to switch to a movie instead of this snooze fest.

[Michael Mercado @MichaelMarket]

Each time I have a meeting with my boss I expect to get fired for some reason despite the fact that that I’ve done nothing wrong and every meeting we’ve ever had has been positive and light . Will I be like this my entire adult life? It would appear so. 🫠

[Michael Mercado @MichaelMarket]

Windows down, boner jams up.

[Michael Mercado @MichaelMarket]

Longhorns might actually have the worst and most boring offense I’ve ever seen.

[Michael Mercado @MichaelMarket]

Got excited to sit down and start the new season of Alice in Borderland only to find out it’s six episodes long.

[Michael Mercado @MichaelMarket]

Watching the Longhorns attempt to play offense is painful.

[Michael Mercado @MichaelMarket]

I was a little skeptical leading up to it but ‘Alien: Earth’ has been great so far.

[Michael Mercado @MichaelMarket]

No longer working remotely after five years. Feels strange wearing pants.

[Michael Mercado @MichaelMarket]

Me on the couch trying to watch this Longhorns offense.

[Nickmercs @NICKMERCS]

Fellas I got some incredible news. Starting today, there will be football every single weekend until February. The best time of the year is finally here 🙌

[Michael Mercado @MichaelMarket]

Barely saw any stories of fireworks last night and I just wanna say I’m really proud of us all.

[Michael Mercado @MichaelMarket]

New Rescene absolutely goes. I need more.

[Michael Mercado @MichaelMarket]

Am I the only one that had no idea the new season of The Bear dropped? Nice surprise nonetheless.

[Michael Mercado @MichaelMarket]

Sheesh what a fight between Van and Royval 🔥 Gonna be hard to top that for fight of the night.

[Michael Mercado @MichaelMarket]

Kdramas are the worst 😭😂

[Michael Mercado @MichaelMarket]

Older I get the more I catch myself crying while watching a movie or show.

[Michael Mercado @MichaelMarket]

Me every time the playlist drops ‘Ash’ by Le Sserafim.

[UFCStats💭 @TheUFCStats]

me every Curtis Blaydes fight