Michaelmas

Government stooge, podcast host, sometimes artist, sometimes writer, sometimes comedian. Always working on something, never finishing anything.

[Michaelmas @MichaelmasB]

I only know one truth: Succulents come to me to die. I am the unintentional Succulent Kevorkian.

[Michaelmas @MichaelmasB]

@hankgreen Limp-phoma

[Michaelmas @MichaelmasB]

@arvofart High Fidelity

[Michaelmas @MichaelmasB]

@MikeWintrs The goalpost keeps moving!

[Michaelmas @MichaelmasB]

Steps for a Job Interview:
1. Study department’s work/how it relates to your experience
2. Prep examples
3. Understand how the work pertains to the overall goal of the department;
4. Hydrate/rest
5. Get shot with Anxiety & Forget Everything Laser
6. Stare blankly
7. Drool a lil’!

[Michaelmas @MichaelmasB]

@doug_organ There it is.

[Michaelmas @MichaelmasB]

@MikeWintrs Ask him what he thinks of the Reverse-Cramer ETF!
https://t.co/MhSS5m56GB

[Michaelmas @MichaelmasB]

@damnfoodcourt I am here for this kind of content. You have my full support.

[Michaelmas @MichaelmasB]

@humourheadshark Woah.

[Michaelmas @MichaelmasB]

@sport_biscuit https://t.co/DmvtguUee8

[Michaelmas @MichaelmasB]

They say you die twice: the first death is when your body dies and the second death is when your name is said for the last time — but I think you die three times. The real “first death” is when you don’t recognize any of the bands on the Sled Island poster anymore.

[Michaelmas @MichaelmasB]

If you want to get off-world, consider giving my art page a follow! (Also on instagram as @quantum_cosmo)

[Cosmo @Quantum_Cosmo]

I made a mess of my kitchen table… but when this world is a’honkin’, it’s time to get insular and imagine a way less boring dystopia! #quantumcosmo #scifiart

[Michaelmas @MichaelmasB]

A stance we can all “get behind”! Let’s keep this going.

[Michaelmas @MichaelmasB]

Sure, it’s a movement.. a BOWEL movement!

[Michaelmas @MichaelmasB]

I only start new projects so I can create new twitter and instagram accounts to send recipes and memes to when I’m using my regular account.
…and to do hilarious bits where my two accounts talk to each other.

[Chris @STTOSRunner]

I confess, me too

#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrekEnterprise #StarTrekVoyager #StarTrekTOS

[Michaelmas @MichaelmasB]

It should definitely be pronounced “quixotic” and NOT “quixotic”.

[Michaelmas @MichaelmasB]

“I tried to rob a snow-bank.. but all the accounts were frozen!”

[Michaelmas @MichaelmasB]

@Thesixler Imma nerd out. While this is totally funny and true of the movies, Hobgoblin has a great story! …the movies have not done him any justice. It would make a great thriller playing off the residual trauma of Green Goblin. I hope they get it right some day!