Michael Monitz

I'm working as a Custodian at Western Michigan University. I was a student at WMU from 2015-2019. I worked for WMU Athletic Facilities from 2018-2022.

[Michael Monitz @MichaelMonitz]

The lion statue on the left is at MGM Grand Las Vegas. The lion statue on the right is at MGM Grand Detroit.

[Michael Monitz @MichaelMonitz]

Gambling is very addictive.

[Michael Monitz @MichaelMonitz]

MGM Grand Detroit

[Michael Monitz @MichaelMonitz]

The farthest home run I've ever seen hit in person wasn't at an MLB game, it was at a WMU Broncos game. The batter blasted a home run about 500 feet to left field. It went over Stadium Dr and the railroad tracks and landed near the track building.

[Michael Monitz @MichaelMonitz]

Now that Myles Garrett is in the NFC, will Nadame Tucker be the AFC's top defensive player?

[Michael Monitz @MichaelMonitz]

Major League Baseball 100% can and should go back and change the record giving Armando Galarraga the perfect game.

[Michael Monitz @MichaelMonitz]

Armando Galarraga is a lot better person than me. Because I would have had intense resentment and hatred towards MLB and Jim Joyce for the remainder of my life had I been robbed of what should have been a perfect game.

[Western Michigan Broncos 🐎 @WMUBroncos]

Make your plans to join us for Bronco Hockey at Waldo Stadium!

READ: https://t.co/T8kKR2S6CX

#BroncosReign

[Michael Monitz @MichaelMonitz]

Have you ever smoked a cigarette? I've never smoked anything before.

[Michael Monitz @MichaelMonitz]

Rumors I've heard is a bunch of cuts are coming to WMU come July 1st.

[Michael Monitz @MichaelMonitz]

The Detroit Tigers have lost 21 of their last 25 games.

[Michael Monitz @MichaelMonitz]

Between September 2024 and September 2025, my total gross pay was $44,040. You can see how much every Western Michigan University employee made on this site. https://t.co/VOivjd87OM

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Michael Monitz @MichaelMonitz]

Do you think Western Michigan University is approaching the prestige of Harvard University?

[Michael Monitz @MichaelMonitz]

Does anyone know why this flight from Grand Rapids to Chicago flew around Lake Michigan instead of just flying across it?

[Michael Monitz @MichaelMonitz]

@Willie43915408 She is a communist!

[Michael Monitz @MichaelMonitz]

I think on July 4th for America's 250th Birthday, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and Donald Trump should all face off in a pie eating contest. #America250

[Michael Monitz @MichaelMonitz]

Have you ever flown or been a passenger in an airplane going Mach 1 or faster?

[Michael Monitz @MichaelMonitz]

I think on July 4th for America's 250th Birthday, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and Donald Trump should all face off in a pie eating contest. #America250

[Michael Monitz @MichaelMonitz]

The Western Michigan Broncos will appear in the College Football Playoff many years before the Minnesota Golden Gophers.