Michael Philips

If we were in a room with a perfectly good cheesecake all sorts of conversation would happen

[🇵🇸 | spøøky .benji heard downstairs live @blvrry_s1nk]

they kill you if you dont go 15 over the speed limit in ohio

[trout mask (original) @BranPuffin]

Why isn’t she monitoring the cloning facility on Kamino

[LPC @landpalestine]

DoorDash spent over $1M to try and stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming NYC Mayor

Zohran just got DoorDash to pay $131.5M in settlement fees to workers they stole wages

[Migo @JBW90]

Stepped outside this morning and it’s BRISK

[NFL @NFL]

"4th and 1 and they run up the middle? That is so disrespectful."

Don't test @agentdexy97 🤫

@insidetheNFL Week 2 Mic'd Up on X

[UFC @ufc]

SEAN SHARAF JUST KNOCKED OUT GABLE STEVESON 🤯

#CryptoCom #UFC331

[➗ @NihilepsyTX]

I got banned from this bar I’m in last weekend for wrastling with some drunk fucker but I got a disguise in this hoe

[Scott Snyder @Ssnyder1835]

100%

[Jank'n Stankhausen @CanesIncognito]

Barry Melrose largely, almost solely, kept hockey alive on ESPN during some dark dark times.

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

"I'm just really proud to be quarterback of the Bengals."

🔗: https://t.co/sGpmTJwpOr

[Stathole @Statholesports]

I found 175 college football field storms since 2019. No team had a sadder storm field than Michigan (-27.5) last night and Michigan holds two of the three saddest field storms.

(Will continue to chart more field storms in prior years. This is my new quest)

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I feel so bad for Western Michigan. Absolute robbery

[sports tweeter Matthias @sportswaatcher]

dear lord almighty

[🇵🇦Jess🇵🇷 @lovinmygirls218]

Got Lil Man out here looking like Stringer Bell

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

New look at the Batmobile on the set of 'The Batman 2' 🦇❄️

📷 ross_sneddon | IG

[Jorge ꗞ @djodjeee_]

A new Batman movie set in Christmas

[Geekdom101 @EmperorBigD]

Victor Warner Von Doom: Greatest babysitter of all time.

Parents; learn from this man.

[William D. Hendrix 🏆 @SpecificNY]

That stretch of basketball Westbrook gave us right after KD left was some of the greatest underdog hoops I’ve ever seen in my life he really was so inspiring

[⛧ @7700saint]

:(