Mike Nowacki 🇨🇦 😷 💉🇺🇦

Caffeinated, vaccinated, masked. Born at 321 ppm CO2.

[Mike Nowacki 🇨🇦 😷 💉🇺🇦 @MichaelN416]

@HuaweiMobile Hello Huawei. I would like to purchase your MatePad Pro 13.2 (2025) with accessories. However I live in Canada. Am I out of luck?

[Mike Nowacki 🇨🇦 😷 💉🇺🇦 @MichaelN416]

I'm saying this sarcastically because when any other company fails Elon is quick to comment and blame DEI or wokeness.

[Mike Nowacki 🇨🇦 😷 💉🇺🇦 @MichaelN416]

Must have been caused by their anti-woke culture.

[Peter Dynes @PGDynes]

Right, stop with the Mars nonsense already. Never mind gravity and atmosphere - they ain’t even getting there. “SpaceX's Starship - the most powerful space rocket ever built - has blown up shortly its after launch in Texas”

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m not a puppet Elon.. I’m a daughter of two immigrant parents that had to work their ass off to provide for me! I’m a product of welfare, I’m a product of section 8, I’m a product of poverty and I’m a product of what happens when the system is set up against you….But you don’t know nothing about that. You don’t know not one thing about the American struggle…. PS fix my algorithm

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

Oh man. The Trump interview on X sure was something.

Let’s recap it:

The Space started 41 minutes late.

“Go to YouTube” and “crashed” are trending. 🤣

Elon is blaming a DDOS attack. As someone who has hosted X Spaces, I’m not buying it.

Donald’s talking with a lisp. Are his dentures loose?

Donald is claiming “millions of people” are listening. There’s less than a million people in the room.

Elon is babbling about “fight fight fight” and says he’s “excited to endorse” him after that.

Donald said “it wasn’t pleasant” in regard to getting shot. And talked about all the blood and how he “knew immediately” that it was a bullet.

Bro is literally talking about crowd size when discussing his assassination attempt. SMH. 🤦‍♀️

He’s pandering to the evangelicals now saying “now, I’m a believer” in God. 🙄

Donald said “nobody knew I was alive” after he “stood up.” Pretty sure everyone knew he was alive when he was standing on his own two feet.

He calls it “an act of God.” He’s definitely pandering to the evangelicals.

Again with “I’m going to sleep with that chart.” Weird.

Literally 23 minutes spent on the shooting. After bro said he was only gonna talk about it once and has spoken about it EVERY CHANCE HE GETS.

On to immigration now: calling VP Harris the “Border Czar.”

He goes off on a tangent about VP Harris co-signing the “no tax on tips” idea. Called it! 🤣

Fear mongering about immigrants with the usual: “they’re emptying out their prisons.”

Elon’s now rambling about the “zombie apocalypse” border crisis and says “it’s real.”

If you had any wild ideas that Elon was going to fact check him, it’s not happening. They’re both in a circle jerk of lies.

Donald calls migrants and immigrants “unproductive” people that are being dumped here.

Donald called Adam Schiff “a sick person.” He then calls Biden a “pathetic President.”

He’s saying that his pipeline would have been more environmentally friendly because “it’s underground.” Bro’s mind is mashed potatoes. All pipelines are underground.

Elon is praising him on calling Kim Jong Un “Rocket Man.” He says he “got along with him great.”

Lotsa whining about President Obama.

They keep interrupting each other. Kinda funny.

Elon seems to be shaking bells? And eating/drinking? Lotsa weird background noise.

He’s minimizing climate change and something something “nuclear warming.” What?

He said rising ocean levels means “more oceanfront properties.” He clearly doesn’t understand what global warming is. 🤦‍♀️

He immediately goes into an attack on Biden saying “he says such stupid things” and that “he may not have an IQ at all.” Pure projection.

He says Kamala Harris is “afraid to do an interview.”

Elon is whining about the national debt pretending like Donald didn’t add the most amount of debt by any president.

He wants a “government efficiency commission.” Elon says he wants on it. Trump seems to think that’s a great idea.

Donald calls it “the AI.” Yikes.

He looks at the now 1.3 million people listening and congratulates Elon. He’s so obsessed with crowd size. It’s gotta be a disorder.

He told Elon that “not everyone should own an EV.” Hilarious!

He said we have the worst inflation in 100 years. People who lived through Reagan disagree.

He called Illinois governor JB Pritzker “a loser.” He says we’re poorly run. We are not.

Elon laughs at a lame joke he made about people leaving states and U-Hauls. What a dweeb.

They’re still whining about governors.

Elon calls inflation “a form of taxation.” He really doesn’t understand the difference between inflation and price gouging.

The lies are incessant. I can’t keep track.

Don struggled saying “Wuhan labs” when spewing his conspiracy theory.

Elon is trying to explain global warming to Donald and says “we still have time…we don’t have to rush.”

They’re both trying to say Democrats are trying to get rid of farmers and cows. 🙄

Both of them minimizing climate change is gross.

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[Mike Nowacki 🇨🇦 😷 💉🇺🇦 @MichaelN416]

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[Mike Nowacki 🇨🇦 😷 💉🇺🇦 @MichaelN416]

@elonmusk @ianmiles Here's Elon dissing the IRA because he's blown up more cars than they did back in the day.

[Mike Nowacki 🇨🇦 😷 💉🇺🇦 @MichaelN416]

@Make_It_Right @Sika Please don't ever take down your Twitter account and posts. It's a great reference of what NOT to buy. Anything you recommend can't be trusted after your Meaford subdivision scandal. Clearly the "Make It Right" stamp has nothing to do with quality and integrity.

[Mike Nowacki 🇨🇦 😷 💉🇺🇦 @MichaelN416]

@Make_It_Right One that hasn't been endorsed by you.

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[Mike Nowacki 🇨🇦 😷 💉🇺🇦 @MichaelN416]

@firstpost @palkisu If it's Boeing, I ain't going!

[Mike Nowacki 🇨🇦 😷 💉🇺🇦 @MichaelN416]

@aviationbrk If it's Boeing, I ain't going!

[Mike Nowacki 🇨🇦 😷 💉🇺🇦 @MichaelN416]

@dominicgates @AlaskaAir If it's Boeing, I ain't going!

[Mike Nowacki 🇨🇦 😷 💉🇺🇦 @MichaelN416]

@alanhe @Boeing @seattletimes If it's Boeing, I ain't going!

[Mike Nowacki 🇨🇦 😷 💉🇺🇦 @MichaelN416]

@GreenDay I can't believe your choice is opening song at the CANADIAN Grey Cup!

Maybe Canadian Customs should have given you a harder time at the border so that you realized that you crossed into another country.

[BKBelton 🇨🇦 @bk_belton]

🇨🇦WISH I HAD SAID THIS
👇👇👇So true. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[Mike Nowacki 🇨🇦 😷 💉🇺🇦 @MichaelN416]

Ahhhhem @OCDSB, what's this about "Social Responsibility?"

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Trophy hunting should be banned. Yes?

[MIT Technology Review @techreview]

Covid-19 continues to cause infections, disease and death—and long covid. https://t.co/M6cPEWgS1g

[Dave Hodge @davehodge20]

I never watched Lloyd Robertson, Knowlton Nash and Peter Mansbridge host The National and thought the CBC was "government-controlled", or should be "de-funded". Nor do I do so now with Adrienne Arsenault and Ian Hanomansing at the helm. Speak up if you agree.

[Mike Nowacki 🇨🇦 😷 💉🇺🇦 @MichaelN416]

@CBCRadioCanada

Why not do a story on how much government money was granted to both @Tesla and @SpaceX

[CBC/Radio-Canada @CBCRadioCanada]

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