Michael O'Crowley

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@MagriTiger @narindertweets Because she knows that fatty in the tracksuit can’t catch her.

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@JamesMelville

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@mikebrewer Recording it.

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@johnnymaga Did he win the match? Probably did so before he left the clubhouse. Caddy Power.

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@Keir_Starmer What's the difference between a tramp and an MP? One sits about on a bench all day, usually falling asleep, enjoys long liquid lunches and contributes nothing to society....The other's a tramp.

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@thecarolemalone You’ve certainly got plenty of ‘tools’ in your government, with you as ‘head tool’!!

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@Keir_Starmer

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@basilthegreat If you can see her lips moving then she’s lying.

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@RpsAgainstTrump For anyone who remembers the lyrics from U.K. band 10cc’s 1973 hit, they could have been written today…..

“Well, we don't understand why you called in the National Guard /

When Uncle Sam is the one who belongs in the exercise yard”

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@RachelReevesMP You must be getting dizzy with all these u turns.

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@billifer1973 Not too sure if they do history in American schools. According to POTUS they’ve had a relationship with Italy for thousands of years. American teenagers stormed the beaches and won WW2.

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@antmiddleton

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@SteveReedMP

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@elonmusk Breaking News:

Vladimir Putin has offered to step in and negotiate a peace agreement between Musk and Trump.

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@RachelReevesMP @Independent

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@JamesMelville

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@GenFlynn @realDonaldTrump

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@HJB_News__ Is his asshole jealous of all the shit that just came out of his mouth?

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