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[BIG A$AP🐦 @Michaelohii]

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[I @Basilleous]

Black Americans talking down on other Black people across the African diaspora to uplift their American status is a great example of inferiority complex

[Marso @theycallmemarso]

Messi is genuinely a plague to this sport lol

[Yan @YanPeronn]

In case you didn't watch football⚽️ today:

>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Arsenal got knocked out of the Carabao Cup by Fleetwood fookin Town (18th in the 4th tier of English football)

>🇨🇳China suspended coverage of La Liga after Mbappe joked about his dictator meme joking about Mao Zedong

>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Arsenal became the 1st reigning Premier League champion to lose to a 4th tier side in the League Cup

>🇫🇷PSG's Khvicha Kvaratskhelia had successful ACL surgery

>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿The Arsenal-Fleetwood match was stopped for 8 mins in the 2nd minute because a drone was flying over the stadium

>🇪��Kylian Mbappe got dropped by 3 Chinese sponsors after joking about a meme of his face on Chairman Mao
-Mbappe & La Liga's president both put out apologies to China

>🇬🇧The UK Prime Minister's office refused to rule out knighting (Sir) Harry Kane after his Ballon d'Or win

>🇪🇸Raphinha liked an IG reel saying: "They gave the Ballon D'Or to Kane but Raphinha was 5th last season despite having a similar case"

>🇪🇸Lamine Yamal posted "IT WILL COME, good things take time" after finishing 3rd in the Ballon d'Or

>🇮🇹Como came back from 1-0 down to beat Torino 3-1 with goals on 81', 87' & 92'
-Nico Paz had a goal & an assist AGAIN & Como went up to 4th

>🇮🇹Roma beat Cagliari 4-2 & went 3rd, 1 pt above Como

>🇮🇹Lazio beat Sassuolo 6-2 & missed 2 pens to stay top of Serie A
-They're 8W 1D in 9 games despite fans boycotting home games against the owner

>🇩🇪DFB-Pokal results:
-Dortmund 3-2 Werder Bremen
-Köln 5-0 Union Berlin
-Eintracht Frankfurt won 3-1 at Hamburg
-Bochum 2-0 Mainz

>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Michael Carrick took training & will stay Man Utd manager for Saturday's game vs Chelsea

>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Wayne Rooney's 16 y/o son Kai scored 4 goals in Man Utd U18s' 6-0 win vs Burnley

>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Xabi Alonso said João Pedro will be out "a few weeks" with a thigh injury
-Chelsea scored 0 goals in the 2 PL games he missed this season

>🇪🇸Espanyol sacked manager after losing 4-3 to 4th tier Sestao River in the Copa del Rey on a 121st minute winner

>🇩🇪Bayern staff gave Kane a guard of honour on his first day back at training

>🇫🇷Ligue 1 moved 3 of Saturday's games because of the protests across France

>🇪🇺UEFA banned Lens fans from their UCL away games at Leipzig & Liverpool for throwing flares at Brugge

>Let me know what I missed

If you love football but don't have time to scroll twitter all day — I post one of these recaps every night... Follow me pookie

[grandson @Grandsoncr7]

Let me get this straight. Football fans have spent years mocking Mbappé by calling him a dictator, and everyone found it hilarious. But the moment he admits that he laughs at the jokes too, suddenly he becomes the villain and deserves to be cancelled? So it is acceptable to mock someone for years, but the moment they show that they are in on the joke, they become the problem?

What an extraordinary display of hypocrisy.

[𝐌 @MooreRMFC]

I just remembered 2023 when Haaland won the treble, was highest goal scorer in all competitions, broke several records and his teammates and Pep campaigned for Messi to win it.

[OjiUgo™️🍫👁️‍🗨️ @OjiUgo_nwa]

I cooked a pot of stew with goat meat
​My sister in-law entered kitchen park meat from stew serve her friends. Note I have not dished that stew to anyone oooo, because I was supposed to make rice as dinner for that food. They remained only 4 meats.

​Kai I told her to transfer 30k for the stew she naked like that, she said it's her brother's house. I said toor!
​I left five of them and locked gate.
​She was calling everyone to come and help her open gate .
​
​My husband called me and I told him what happened ​and my conditions
​She transferred the money for the stew
​I came and unlocked gate. ​Her friends left and she decided to run her mouth.
​I'm four months older than her so ​I beat am.

​The audacity to enter my pot and even raise her silly voice, ​she think say na by you be my age mate. ​She carried stick,
​I brake bottle for ground. ​Collected our house keys from her, my mom in-law said that she stole the keys from her purse. ​They shouted on her for insulting me. ​Later my mom in-law applauded me for dealing with her because that MF no dey respect my mom in-law.

​Mama will always complain to me that she dey disrespect am, ​I used the opportunity deal with her and banned her from my house. ​Me that has six brothers wey I mend before I marry her brother. ​My father in-law was mocking her ​as she no fit run mouth again. ​I also told her that if she insults mama and papa again, if I come back, I go beat am.

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Ronaldo won the Saudi league single-handedly, won the UEFA Nations trophy, won top goal scorer award and he’s not even in the top 30 while Messi playing in the worst league got nominated because he shaked his ass against Jordan in the World Cup. 😂

[𝗧𝗠 @TMfutbal]

🚨 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥: Erling Haaland has never attended the Ballon d’Or ceremony since Messi and France Football robbed him.

[BIG A$AP🐦 @Michaelohii]

@ay_30bg @hoesluvnuel 🫂🙏🏾yessssir in

[BIG A$AP🐦 @Michaelohii]

@ay_30bg Michaelohii

[BIG A$AP🐦 @Michaelohii]

@legendrymazi00 In your dmf sir

[Devine Innocent ❤️ @dee_deevyne]

“She knows how to do makeup on dark skin”
In a predominantly black country—
As opposed to what fr?

[Chris Kessell @THEChrisKessell]

So.... did @ussoccer ever release that study they paid for about why Black kids don't play soccer at a high rate?

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Florida police release a statement after a family claims that police were called on their 3-year-old son because he was "too good" at soccer.

Video footage shows a 3-year-old soccer prodigy dominating a group of 5-year-olds in Winter Park, Florida.

"They called the police on a three-year-old because he's too good... because he had the ball for too long and nobody else can get the ball so they called the police on him," the family claimed in the video.

The Winter Park Police Department has since released a statement saying they were called about a "disturbance" between league officials and the player's parents.

"The Winter Park Police Department was contacted by a soccer league official who requested response to a disturbance between league officials and the parents of a player," they said.

"The league requested the family leave and offered to refund the league cost to family. Shortly after arrival, the officers were requested by the league official to communicate with the family as he did not want to further a disturbance."

"The family stated the game was over and they were leaving. The family was cooperative with the officers and were provided with an event number for the incident at their request."

"The incident was a civil matter between those parties and not criminal. No one was arrested, trespassed, or forced to leave the park. The Officers body worn cameras confirm the above information."

[y4yi @yxyiagain]

hi @la_yyoo i see all the comments and quotes about your make up.

ok, I’ve got it.

I’d like to hire you to model in a photoshoot with me, but we’ll do it the shoot for your make up, since I can’t make up . But i’ll pay you to model for yourself and I will also model for you, if you’ll have me and i’ll pay for the photoshoot. you have the face, you can serve.

[Ingram⚪🔴 @Arthur_Ingrm]

Instead of calling FIFA, they called the fucking police on a 3 year old. They don't know what they did for this young kid.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Fabrizio Romano: "No trophies for Mbappé? Hey, he became World Cup topscorer in HISTORY, World Cup 2026 topscorer, topscorer in the Champions League, topscorer in La Liga. This is NOT NORMAL especially when your club hasn't delivered, and he STILL DELIVERS!"

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: The Ballon d’Or 2026 TOP 10 (in no particular order):

🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane
🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal
🇦🇷 Lionel Messi
🇪🇸 Rodri
🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia
🇫🇷 Michael Olise
🇫🇷 Ousmane Dembélé
🇳🇴 Erling Haaland
🇪🇸 Fabián Ruiz