MichaelFurryPaganism 🐾🛐

[Michael Pagan @mikemikesahur]

@Michaeldudufudu It has been an honor 🫡🏳️‍⚧️

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@mikemikesahur @Michaeldudufudu How it feels to be a Michael

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@CatPosted Say that again...

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Instead of treating yourself like a person you'd be happier and healthier if you acted like you were caring for a respected working animal.

Would you feed your dog a bunch of junk food and chocolate? Would you spare your mule of his day of work and leave him languished?

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@NightowlOnX @crssroadkill That means fear of children

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@Michaeldudufudu Add me too xister

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My name is Skyler White yo 💥

I stole money from a child yo 💥

[Internet Atheists @AtheistTakes]

Projection, much?

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@britishleyley Woof :3

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@MichaelFususupu Praying for cynocephali saints to guard your rest king.

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@michaelmudufudu Every Michael has to experience michaeltosis. We cant mist out until we bud at least once. Nothing can stop the michaelwave

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@funnyinfidel @michaelnanazizi The opposite of a nazi is someone who does the holocaust

For legal reasons this is said satirically. The holocaust is real. Glory to Netanyahu and permanence to the state of Israel.

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@Orthodoverse Im locking in... wait... the zipper on my bear costumes stuck.

AHHHH IM LOCKED IN HELP ME AAA IM BECOMING AN ANIMIST SHAMAN HELP

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@ChudNarodnik @Michaelrurupuru You can just skip straight to gilf mode?

Based

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@michaelmudufudu Neo paganism can be whatever i want it to be

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@MichaelFususupu There's a man (he/they egg) stuck in a Michael Amish bootloop somewhere. Every time he makes an X account he is forced to turn off his phone by the animus of the bit.

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@Jacob15172884 @Michaeldudufudu Go to orthodox church services in the Philippines

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Christians occasionally bring back a bit of the ancestral animal veneration that's genuinely encoded in their DNA, but we've still got a long way to go.

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@Real_OpZoomer Then you're not AH 😤

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@ShitpostRock Dragon age

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@Zeroawen Shem is also the elvish word / light slur for humans from dragon age.