mike p

my mom says that i have a foul mouth

[mike p @MichaelPinckne2]

if you vape everyday you will succeed

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

A cow is a biological machine invented by humans to turn grass into steak.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FACT: SOCIAL MEDIA IS FUCKED

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Space Aliens may be surprised to learn that Humans have multiple languages & cultures and we kill one another because of it.

[mike p @MichaelPinckne2]

@BrianMcGovernn Cmon dude

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Neil deGrasse Tyson Lets Slip That He's Been To Mars https://t.co/jAozEjs1Tp

[The Onion @TheOnion]

U.S. Mint Introduces New Double-Stuf Quarters https://t.co/sgXKvEg5C1

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Irish-Americans Gear Up For 'The Reinforcin' O' The Stereotypes' https://t.co/KhMjTKoVS0

[mike p @MichaelPinckne2]

@y0mikeycap you NEED a gold tooth

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Learn Attack: Could Humans One Day Die On Mars?

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Eddie Vedder. https://t.co/n6vrXzGxsJ

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

We Put 700 Red Dots On A Map https://t.co/BHpMKOKI5C

[The Onion @TheOnion]

8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live https://t.co/r5nnQDY7hY

[dɐɔ ʎǝʞıɯ @y0mikeycap]

pancake art is dumb

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

This tweet is fucking indescribable https://t.co/mEectZ8Xrn

[mike p @MichaelPinckne2]

@AndreaPinckney 100%

[mike p @MichaelPinckne2]

@AndreaPinckney hahahahahhahahaha

[Surviving Cluster Headaches @ClusterWarrior]

😂😂😂 https://t.co/X6ZeFBh1v0

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

On August 21, 2017, a Total Solar Eclipse will blanket ’Muurrica & no other Land on Earth. Details: https://t.co/wrP0rb065x

[Curren Caples @CurrenCaples]

Hey @Nickelback, any chance you guys will play my 21st Birthday in January?