Michael Mannion

A white male comedian 🐍
Freelance Podcast Producer 🔮
Co-runner of Comedy 4 Hot PPL 💕
AND! Roast at the Oaks 🔥

[Michael Mannion @MichaelPMannion]

My god. Who needs self harm when you can apply for a spot, not get it and then see who made the line up.

[Michael Mannion @MichaelPMannion]

Culprit has been identified as a Ronnie F Pickering
#BREAKING #UK #ENGLAND #LONDON

[Michael Mannion @MichaelPMannion]

Can someone get @Adobe Media Encoder a strong coffee.

[Michael Mannion @MichaelPMannion]

Lovely content. I am rising. Come to the next show and see for yourself 🫠

https://t.co/QW0xePggFx

[I Love Manchester @ILoveMCR]

🎭🤣 Looking for a good laugh in Manchester? Check out these five brilliant local rising stars of stand-up: @KhalidWinter, @MichaelPMannion, Molly McGuiness, @hannahtheplatt, @tiernancomedian #ManchesterComedy #StandupComedy @frogandbucket 🎬🎤--

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[Michael Mannion @MichaelPMannion]

Imagine a cocktail bar where you can mix prescription drugs with the drinks. Do you want a salted rim or a codeine rim? I’ll have the codeine rim thnx babe

[Michael Mannion @MichaelPMannion]

Some days I think Manchester is an incredible city to live in. On other days people fly tip goat legs behind your house.

[Michael Mannion @MichaelPMannion]

This new material gig looks wild.

[(((Tendar))) @Tendar]

Kadyrov is shaking like a leaf in a wind, and Putin tries to hold on his table.

[Michael Mannion @MichaelPMannion]

It's happening. Again. We have booths now. Have a booth.

https://t.co/TKaZ2kaUdp

[Michael Mannion @MichaelPMannion]

Having a bald scare. There is a single hair way out at the front of my hairline. Is he new? Or have all his friends crept back? Do I take viagra to stop this? What’s the process?!

[Michael Mannion @MichaelPMannion]

I think United lost 7-0 so Salah would take his shirt off. They’re not losers, they’re feminists. Give 👏the👏people👏what👏they👏want👏

[Michael Mannion @MichaelPMannion]

Isabelle Oakeshott this morning

[Michael Mannion @MichaelPMannion]

Oh no. Boys found the stash.

[Michael Mannion @MichaelPMannion]

I don't know if I have ADHD but the test is too long for me to find out.

[Michael Mannion @MichaelPMannion]

It’s back and better than ever 😍 https://t.co/r3eU9cTu60

[Michael Mannion @MichaelPMannion]

A few more hours till the mayhem begins...

#manchester #comedyroast
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[Michael Mannion @MichaelPMannion]

But my Apple ID log in is my face. Why won’t you take my face. My face always works as my password. I refuse to believe I made a password. I’m pretty sure it’s always been my face.

[Michael Mannion @MichaelPMannion]

#votesamcomedy

[Michael Mannion @MichaelPMannion]

@erikaehler @_chorlte Wild

[Michael Mannion @MichaelPMannion]

#TheLastOfUs has no business doing this to people

[Michael Mannion @MichaelPMannion]

@thealexstringer @AaronWoodComedy I got rid of mine out of shame. Now they people who told me to take them off are wearing them. Outrageous.

[Michael Mannion @MichaelPMannion]

There is so much padding in that Harry and Meghan documentary you could use it for loft insulation.