I was just thinking “wow, The Handmaid’s Tale must have really taken a toll on Elis*beth M*ss”, but then I remembered she’s a devout Scientologist and has mashed potatoes for brains.
The pitch: a Fear Factor style reality show in which I have to put my money where my mouth is and prove that I would actually “die for” all the Bravolebrities I’ve claimed I would.
It’s so chic when a girlie uses her own wedding photos to wish all her besties a happy birthday for the next 7 years. It says “let’s celebrate your day by throwing it back to a time that was all about me.”