Michael Sarinsky

Fiction in @PassagesNorth, @RedividerMag, @Smokelong, and @PermafrostMag. Formerly of @_Conjunctions, @NYUCWP, and @NYULaw.

[David Wingrave @davewingrave]

I've spent the last six years writing a long book of stories set in the Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus, and I'm delighted that the first one is published today in @Harpers

"https://t.co/jADfDxSpa2

[Michael Sarinsky @MichaelSarinsky]

Barth on the planes ("Kittyhawk," 2025):

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@PatAndriola Familiar with this trivia only because I referenced it while introducing Sloane Crosley before her reading at the Red Room on April 8th, 2016. She laughed very kindly.

[Michael Sarinsky @MichaelSarinsky]

@PatAndriola Not sure if he's been keeping up a bit for decades, or if his eating habits really are this odd, but he's also claimed never to've tried soup, fish, bananas, condiments, cheese, or coffee—often revealed when Paul O'Neill mentions a food on-air. https://t.co/roABt7B1Rf

[Michael Sarinsky @MichaelSarinsky]

So excited for this book to finally be out in the world. Signed preorders of I Meant It Once are gettable here.

https://t.co/N1bF8WekyF

[Michael Sarinsky @MichaelSarinsky]

In my first-ever workshop letter to @sometimes_k8, I claimed to be her worst reader. In her 1st to me, she said I'd misunderstood the promise of fiction. We've managed to last as friends and editors only due to her wit, forgiveness, and concern: all on ample display in her debut.

[Michael Sarinsky @MichaelSarinsky]

McGuane on the whales ("Strait of Gibraltar," 2025):

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@PatAndriola Or re-read as necessary.

[Michael Sarinsky @MichaelSarinsky]

DeLillo on the spy balloons ("The Downing," 2024):

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@jaseidler Buck

[The Slowdown @slowdownshow]

We knew our children’s lives would get worse every year. / We thought they might like to be here anyway, / to give them oceans, ice cream, optic nerves, the flowers, and all their names.

“Poem for My Children Born During the Sixth Extinction” @lauracreste https://t.co/Pvd0bgc2SX

[Michael Sarinsky @MichaelSarinsky]

@PatAndriola Wait until you hear about free verse.

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@PatAndriola Sure, but they've been busy with other stuff and did Mark tell you they've made the Finals one more time than St. John's? Two runner-up finishes in three years in the 40's.

[Michael Sarinsky @MichaelSarinsky]

@PatAndriola Let's go Big Green! Psych major Taurus Samuels with 23 points on 6-of-10 from deep. Fifth-year Govy major Brendan Barry went off for 19 and 8, while true freshman Ryan Cornish scored 14 in 15 minutes. These boys have the granite of New Hampshire in their muscles and their brains.

[Michael Sarinsky @MichaelSarinsky]

Max Sarinsky (NYU Law Institute for Policy Integrity, most annoying younger brother, not a doctor) and Rep. Katie Porter (D-CA) at the Subcommittee on Energy and Mineral Resources' congressional hearing.

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

Taxpayers subsidize oil and gas drilling to the tune of $660 billion per year. Meanwhile, weather-related disasters intensified by climate change cost us billions each year to clean up.

It doesn't seem like propping up polluters is the wisest use of taxpayer dollars to me 🤔

[Michael Sarinsky @MichaelSarinsky]

@The_Law_Boy It has long been my position that the federal government cannot require employers to provide fire extinguishers in the workplace because fires also occur at home, in schools, and during sporting events.

[Michael Sarinsky @MichaelSarinsky]

Pardon the rare self-promotion, but I was recently nominated for Best Tweet of 2021 Without Any Likes!

[Michael Sarinsky @MichaelSarinsky]

My dad described The Matrix Resurrections as the fifth Matrix movie. I said fourth. After a long and confusing discussion, we realized that in addition to The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded, and The Matrix Revolutions, he was also counting Bill & Ted Face The Music.

[Michael Sarinsky @MichaelSarinsky]

feel like "gotcha fam" would make a great kidnapping note is christmas eve the right time for this tweet?

[Michael Sarinsky @MichaelSarinsky]

My dad described The Matrix Resurrections as the fifth Matrix movie. I said fourth. After a long and confusing discussion, we realized that in addition to The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded, and The Matrix Revolutions, he was also counting Bill & Ted Face The Music.