Michael Scott

Saying the things no one asked for, but everyone needed. World's Best Boss of Unpopular Opinions. That's what she said.
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[Michael Scott @MichaelScottDM0]

Someone please tell this pan parag he isin’t even that famous😂

A-Hole has this much of attitude yet can’t deliever a single knock @ParagRiyan

[Michael Scott @MichaelScottDM0]

Is there a more stupid and undeserving cricketer than pan parag? @ParagRiyan

There is limitless supply of cricket talent in our country and still this bad nepotism product is made the captain of a franchise!!!

#ipl

[Michael Scott @MichaelScottDM0]

#Chutiyapa at peak!

[Allu Arjun @alluarjun]

#RAAKA

[Michael Scott @MichaelScottDM0]

@sherryontopp paaji vo thoda sa cricket ka bhi discussion krlo!!!! Taramandal, talvar ke ghav, ye sb samajh gye hai hum😭😭😭😭😭

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla driving itself around LA

[Michael Scott @MichaelScottDM0]

Amazon Prime Video is genuinely the worst OTT experience money can buy right now.

Paid subscription. Full ads. One episode per week. I am not joking. You are paying them and they are still making you watch ads and then making you wait seven days for the next episode like it is 2009 television.

Netflix figured this out years ago. Drop everything. Let people binge. Let the internet explode. That is how you win.
The only reason Prime Video still exists in India is The Boys. That is it. One show. Holding an entire platform hostage.

The day The Boys ends Prime Video loses half its subscribers overnight and they fully deserve it.
#PrimeVideo #TheBoys #OTT

[Michael Scott @MichaelScottDM0]

After recent opinion polls showing BJP closing the gap in West Bengal - Do you believe BJP can defeat TMC in 2026?”
Yes → Modi wave is back
No → Mamata is unbeatable
Reply YES or NO 🔥
#bengalelections

[Michael Scott @MichaelScottDM0]

Shots were fired at his Samay Raina's home back in Kashmir. They ran. They never came back.

That kid is now the biggest comedian in India.

Samay Raina's family was chased out of Kashmir during the exodus. His parents lost everything. His father rebuilt from scratch as a journalist. His mother gave up her entire career just to raise him.

He grew up carrying that weight. Became a comedian. Built something nobody had ever seen in India. Then the whole country turned on him over the Latent controversy. FIRs. Outrage. Silence for months.

Came back with Still Alive. Sold 40000 tickets in one hour.
A Kashmiri Pandit kid whose family fled for their lives is now selling out arenas and making an entire generation laugh.

Tell me that is not one of the greatest comeback stories this country has ever produced.
#SamayRaina

[Michael Scott @MichaelScottDM0]

True that Brother!

[Maniac 🇮🇷 @parsathemaniac]

Fuck Pakistan. Every inch of it.

[Michael Scott @MichaelScottDM0]

HAHAHA. China defending Pakistan is the most predictable thing on the internet. Dog barks for whoever feeds it.
#China #Pakistan #WAR

[Shen Shiwei 沈诗伟 @shen_shiwei]

#Pakistan in the past 24 hours.

Who made this meme video? Genius!

[Michael Scott @MichaelScottDM0]

Pakistan. A country that cannot keep its own lights on, cannot pay its own IMF loans, cannot feed its own people is now announcing US Iran ceasefires and inviting world leaders to Islamabad for peace talks.

The audacity of a nation that exports terrorism to half the world and then tags Trump, Vance and Rubio like they are on the group chat.

Man clearly copy pasted the draft Trump's team sent him and hit tweet.
#Pakistan #Iran #Geopolitics

[Shehbaz Sharif @CMShehbaz]

With the greatest humility, I am pleased to announce that the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America, along with their allies, have agreed to an immediate ceasefire everywhere including Lebanon and elsewhere, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
I warmly welcome the sagacious gesture and extend deepest gratitude to the leadership of both the countries and invite their delegations to Islamabad on Friday, 10th April 2026, to further negotiate for a conclusive agreement to settle all disputes.
Both parties have displayed remarkable wisdom and understanding and have remained constructively engaged in furthering the cause of peace and stability. We earnestly hope, that the ‘Islamabad Talks’ succeed in achieving sustainable peace and wish to share more good news in coming days!

@realDonaldTrump
@JDVance
@SecRubio
@SteveWitkoff
@SEPeaceMissions
@drpezeshkian
@mb_ghalibaf
@araghchi

[Michael Scott @MichaelScottDM0]

Allu Arjun goes bald, puts some animal claws on his hand and calls it a first look.

Atlee made Jawan with Shah Rukh Khan, got away with it because SRK. Now he is doing the exact same thing with Allu Arjun and people are acting like this is cinema.

South film industry has one setting. Slow motion entry. Mass elevation. Hero beats 200 people. Repeat. Malayalam cinema is out here making Jallikattu and Manjummel Boys and the rest of Telugu and Tamil cinema is busy figuring out which superstar to put animal claws on next.

Raaka looks like what happens when you run out of ideas but still have a massive budget.

Not excited. Not even a little.
#Raaka #AlluArjun #RAAK

[Michael Scott @MichaelScottDM0]

The John Wick franchise is the rare exception, every single sequel was straight-up better than the original.

Chapter 2 raised the stakes and world-building, Chapter 3 went even more insane with the action, and Chapter 4 delivered the most epic, emotional, and visually stunning payoff of them all.

What a ride. 🔥

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What sequel to a film do you feel is better than the original?

[Michael Scott @MichaelScottDM0]

OH MY GOD. Alia Bhatt hosting the awards last night was like watching ME try to do stand-up... but she's copying ELLEN DEGENERES?!

The fake laughs, the weird pauses, the fake energy! TOO CRINGE😭😭 #AliaBhatt #CringeFest

[Michael Scott @MichaelScottDM0]

@Mohdkarim133636 Thank you Mr Karim.

[Michael Scott @MichaelScottDM0]

I was never a Ranveer Singh fan. Loved his work but the loud personality, the over the top outfits outside movies was too much for me. Dhurandhar changed that.
And it got me thinking about how badly India treats his craft.

This man has played a street rapper, a historical emperor, a cricket legend, a Maratha warrior and disappeared completely into every single one. No two performances look like the same person.

When he locked himself in for Khilji and needed therapy, people laughed. Called it attention seeking. Even fellow actors took digs at him.

Heath Ledger does it, he is a legend. Ranveer does it, its drama and attention seeking.

We just aren't used to an Indian actor taking his craft this seriously. So we mock it instead.

Took me long enough but I get it now. 🤷 #RanveerSingh #Bollywood

[Michael Scott @MichaelScottDM0]

Sara Tendulkar is trending because she is spending her father's money. Apparently, that is a crime now.

And let me tell you something. The day Arjun Tendulkar, who is doing great on his own, decides to do anything outside cricket, these same people will be in his comments saying exactly the same thing.

Half of these people are working in family businesses, living in ancestral property or got their first job through a relative. But when a famous person's kid does the exact same thing suddenly it is a character flaw.
The hypocrisy is genuinely breathtaking.

Same father. Same money. Different gender. Funny how that works.
#SaraTendulkar #ArjunTendulkar

[Michael Scott @MichaelScottDM0]

To everyone calling Dhurandhar a hate filled or communal film, I have one simple question.

Give me one scene. One dialogue. One moment in the film where it actively tries to demean or instigate hate against any community. Just one.

A Sikh spy going undercover to dismantle a terror network is not an attack on any religion. The villains in the film are not a religion. They are criminals. There is a difference and it is not a subtle one.

Every country in the world makes spy films based on real geopolitical threats. Nobody calls those films hateful. The moment India does it, suddenly it is propaganda and communal.

You can dislike the film. You can criticise the screenplay, the runtime, the politics behind it. That is all fair.

But calling it a hate film without pointing to a single hateful moment is not criticism. It is just noise.
Watch the film first. Then talk.
#Dhurandhar #RanveerSingh

[Michael Scott @MichaelScottDM0]

India is a third world country.

We worship cows. We worship dogs during our festivals. We worship other animals, birds, trees, the sun, the moon, the earth, rivers and oceans.

We fold our hands in front of the very nature that brought us into this world.

If that makes us third world then we wear that label with absolute pride. There is no shame here. Only gratitude for what sustains us.

At least we do not need a therapy session to talk to our parents. At least our elderly do not die alone in old age homes. At least we don't eat .......

Call us third world. We are good.
#India #Sanatan