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Michael Scott Quotes
@MichaelScottQuo
Follow this account for daily hilarious, crazy, misspoken, but always motivational quotes from the one and only - Michael G. Scott.
Scranton, PA
Joined July 2011
8 Following
398 Followers
185 Posts
"U know what this is like? I'll tell u what this is like-It's like when freshmen would throw a party and wouldnt let any of the seniors go."
"Woah, wow, easy booster seat. No one cares about this stupid party anyway." #MichaelScottQuotes #TheOffice @AngelaKinsey
"If I go by myself everyone will think I am a big loser... Do I have your permission to invite Carol?" #MichaelScottQuotes #MSQ
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"Word of advice, open that top bottom. Let them things breathe." #MichaelScottQuotes
"B.F.D. engaged ain't married." #MichaelScottQuotes
"Rule # 1: You have to play to win, but...you also have to win to play." #MichaelScottQuotes
"Most honorabra Pamera. Not offensive because that's how they talk in movies..." #MichaelScottQuotes
"I'm upper management now, & it would be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam...as much as I might like to..." #MichaelScottQuotes
"The girl in the video we're watching that corporate gave us...Daryl BANGED her! ...aaaaaand he's about 90% sure..." #MichaelScottQuotes
"Real Sports...with Bryant Gumball" #MichaelScottQuotes
@jennafischer This is our receptionist, Pam. If u think she's cute now, u should have seen her a couple of years ago. #FirstSeasonFlashback
"Okay, show of hands, who wants to live in a world where Stanley has two lovers, and you have none?!?" #MichaelScottQuotes
"Okay, nobody touch Pam's nipples! Think of Pam's nipples as Toby's grundle!" #MichaelScottQuotes
"Well, the baby was conceived here so it might as well live here a little bit too." #MichaelScottQuotes
@pollack_1996 Here u go! "Darryl thinks hes such a man because he works in a warehouse-Well big deal-I worked in a warehouse-Mens Wearhouse"
A lot of the people here don't get trophies very often, like Meridith or Kevin. I mean who's gonna give Kevin an award, Dunkin' Donuts? #MSQ
"It is from Sabre, our new owner. And, it is to Sabre, Us! I wonder what's inside?? SCISSOR ME!" #MichaelScottQuotes
@KateFlannery "Meredith, Elizabeth Taylor called. She wants her age back. And her divorces." #MichaelScottQuotes #FirstSeasonFlashback
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