Michael O. Schulz

Stressed and artificially flavoured. 🇩🇪🇬🇧🇳🇱 If you know any good YA/Apocalypse-Fiction editors hmu. He/They. Wallpaper by @MelaninMagi

[Michael O. Schulz @MichaelSepra]

Hello Twitter (the 3 people who like my tweets)

Getting a haircut for a play! Giving my hair to charity! Donate to help children in need!

https://t.co/no0E5soL2B

[Michael O. Schulz @MichaelSepra]

RIP Venus I can’t believe she died twice

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Happy death day “you’re GAAAYYY” but make it “you’re BALD”

[Michael O. Schulz @MichaelSepra]

The way I genuinely thought this was Trixie Mattel for a second

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

they really thought everyone was gonna gaf like i’m in tears LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[Michael O. Schulz @MichaelSepra]

What’s so hard to understand about the word *PARADOX*??

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Can’t believe he posted pole

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@venusverbatim

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@venusverbatim Are you going for gaymer of the year

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There’s an entire free section over there so let’s instead sit with the guy who’s minding his own business and has a section to himself

[Michael O. Schulz @MichaelSepra]

The banana is self harm

[Michael O. Schulz @MichaelSepra]

Watching people try to pick apart “plot holes” in the devil wears Prada 2 is making me realise a lot of people don’t actually understand how much of the world operates

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

honestly one of the best depictions of why we need print journalism and what we lose as a society when we lose respect and reverence for art and culture

[Michael O. Schulz @MichaelSepra]

@NatTallock Reported for hate crime

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Anyone who sings the last bit of “Wicked witch of the East” as if it’s sung to Boq has fundamentally misunderstood that song imo

[Michael O. Schulz @MichaelSepra]

The fact that “I’d rather live a thousand lives as a fool than breathe a single breath as a tyrant” is from a TikTok about Settlers of Catan is crazy

[Michael O. Schulz @MichaelSepra]

Broken Strings playing in the radio we’re so back (the world is burning)

[Michael O. Schulz @MichaelSepra]

You seem to be under the impression that my feminine tendencies are a deliberate character choice

[Michael O. Schulz @MichaelSepra]

(Almost a decade) 💀

[Michael O. Schulz @MichaelSepra]

Shellfish more like send help I’m dying

[keenbiscuit. @keenbiscuit]

fire/fighting #PokemonWindsWaves

[pey 🍉🌸 @pmackism]

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