Michael Sloane

🏳️‍🌈 Dual citizen: 🇺🇸🇨🇦 vivo en 🇪🇸. Screenwriter, playwright, author, floor wax, dessert topping. Oh, and fuck you, Elon!

[Michael Sloane @MichaelSloane]

Took a minute, but I think all the jokes will be writing themselves from now on.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Milo was picked up by ICE and is now being deported.

[Michael Sloane @MichaelSloane]

Finally said something I believe.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Todd Blanche: "Everything that I do will not be the right path or the right decision"

[Michael Sloane @MichaelSloane]

@atrupar Finally said something I believe.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

boxes of wine in the area are on red alert

[Michael Sloane @MichaelSloane]

Don’t threaten me with a good time

[Acyn @Acyn]

Feely: If we lose the house, President Trump will be impeached immediately.

[Michael Sloane @MichaelSloane]

@Acyn Don’t threaten me with a good time

[Michael Sloane @MichaelSloane]

Wait…I agree with Ted Cruz? What even is happening…?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Cruz: Fidel Castro was a billionaire. Putin is a billionaire. The leaders of communist regimes are always rich. They steal and rob from those they govern.

[Michael Sloane @MichaelSloane]

@Acyn Wait…I agree with Ted Cruz? What even is happening…?

[Michael Sloane @MichaelSloane]

@Acyn Sorry, @ClaytonKersh22. This is bullshit. You and your fake-Christian MAGA ilk are homophobes. You might as well just say it out loud.

[Michael Sloane @MichaelSloane]

Sorry, @ClaytonKersh22. This is bullshit. You and your fake-Christian MAGA ilk are homophobes. You might as well just say it out loud.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Kershaw: It wasn't meant to discriminate or marginalize anybody. The rainbow means a lot of different things to different people… for me, the rainbow represents God’s covenant with his people. That's what I wanted to represent. I thought it was the best way to do that in a difficult situation.

[Michael Sloane @MichaelSloane]

@RonFilipkowski @Acyn I will vote for any one of @TheDemocrats who campaigns on jackhammering off all this fake gold shit Day One.

[Michael Sloane @MichaelSloane]

I will vote for any one of @TheDemocrats who campaigns on jackhammering off all this fake gold shit Day One.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

It kinda looks like Caesar’s Palace now.

[Michael Sloane @MichaelSloane]

@Acyn As a native Angeleno and lifelong Dodgers fan, I’d like to send a giant fuck-you to @Dodgers management for encouraging this to happen.

[Michael Sloane @MichaelSloane]

As a native Angeleno and lifelong Dodgers fan, I’d like to send a giant fuck-you to @Dodgers management for encouraging this to happen.

[Acyn @Acyn]

At the Dodgers ceremony Trump is given a ring:

“It’s got your name on it”

[Michael Sloane @MichaelSloane]

@Acyn Well, @Dodgers, this is an embarrassment you’ll never live down.

[Michael Sloane @MichaelSloane]

Well, @Dodgers, this is an embarrassment you’ll never live down.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: What a great guy, and baseball player!!!

[Michael Sloane @MichaelSloane]

Your occasional reminder to feed the goat BEFORE the game…

[Ben Meiselas @meiselasb]

Covering it up like the Epstein Files

[Michael Sloane @MichaelSloane]

@atrupar There’s saying the quiet part out loud, and then there’s this.

[Michael Sloane @MichaelSloane]

There’s saying the quiet part out loud, and then there’s this.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Rep. Brian Mast: "Florida is overwhelmingly red. It needs to be represented in that way, drawn in that way, not where you draw specific seats to say, 'Okay, we're gonna draw this 10-mile stretch that's as wide as the median of the highway because we want an African American district.' That's political gerrymandering. You can't have that take place. It needs to come to an end anywhere across the country."