Michael

I have green eyes and black shoes. I bat and throw righty. Full on P1.

[Michael @MichaelTheP1]

@schneby Look at what I bought today. I'm going to carry these with me every day. #worldcup #usmnt

[Michael @MichaelTheP1]

@schneby I got the set up at work. #worldcup #usmnt

[Michael @MichaelTheP1]

@schneby I got the set up at work bruv. #usmnt

[Michael @MichaelTheP1]

@iamelf @dfwticket Thank you! I love the Elf show Sunday morning.

[Michael @MichaelTheP1]

@iamelf @dfwticket Is Fox Sports still playing?

[Michael @MichaelTheP1]

@corbydavidson Agreed. George Michaels contributed.

[Michael @MichaelTheP1]

@_trickwilliams @WWENXT Hey Trick were you wearing heels last night? Are you trying to be Prince? #WWENXT #WWE #GAMEBLOUCES #CHAPPELLSHOW

[Michael @MichaelTheP1]

@DoorDash my apt is 104. The number is on my door. How hard is this?

[Michael @MichaelTheP1]

@schneby @jackstackbbq @creed_humphrey @treysmith Yes the ribs, and everything they make, tastes like it was cooked with love.

[Michael @MichaelTheP1]

@icecube "Ice Cube will swarm!" What do you think?

[Michael @MichaelTheP1]

@DoorDash hey my address is apt 104. The number is right on the door. How hard is this?

[Michael @MichaelTheP1]

@ChipotleTweets Um I ordered a whole bowl, not half a bowl. I heard about the #chipotlephonechallenge where if you film the employee they actually give you a full bowl. I guess I need to do that when I order online. Ripoff

[Michael @MichaelTheP1]

@BigHairJill Hey they actually replied! Good times.

[Michael @MichaelTheP1]

@P1Domo What happened?

[Michael @MichaelTheP1]

This crowd in France is HOT! #wwebacklash

[Michael @MichaelTheP1]

Ministry with Chuck

[Michael @MichaelTheP1]

@corbydavidson Great news Cobra! I love the Ticket like you, and look forward to all the fun your show brings to my ear holes. And the dolphin laughs too.

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Really gettin’ into this Doctor guy. He smokes grass. The one track where you can hear him gettin’ carnal with a babe is kinda concerning, but I guess he’s got a big peener. Another babe watchin’ him lay pipe says it is, so it’s probably true, you guys.
https://t.co/PKCZKRAUQP

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

Melo gotta put Lexis King in the dirt for this shit 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ #NXTDeadline

[Michael @MichaelTheP1]

Pot luck Thanksgiving at work and it looks and smells great!