Michael B. Titowsky

Husband, Dad, retired & ❤️ing it. Yankees, Knicks, FC Barcelona, proud progressive, ⚽️referee, ⚽️ referee instructor, rescue 🦮s are the best

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@GregAbbott_TX Everything’s bigger in Texas! Including the biggest collapse in NBA Finals history!!

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@TheHerd @colincowherd Tell us another one, Nostradamus.

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@FDRLST I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

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@FDRLST I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

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@FDRLST Oh…scripture…right…
Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify?

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@herculezg There is none.

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@BeschlossDC Isn’t it the DISproportionate allocation of political power based on race that is the problem? The system in Alabama was designed to reduce the political
power of black people. Are we really supposed to just be ok with that?

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@FusRohDah @ResistItAllTX @GavinNewsom Yeah good point. Walmart only sells rifles and no one uses those in mass shoorings, right?

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@ResistItAllTX @GavinNewsom Bogus argument. Learn a little geography before you say crap like this. The Indiana border is 2.4 miles from the last Chicago subway stop. And there’s a Walmart that sells guns, right over the state line. Where do you think all those guns come from?

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@Jomboy_ FRAT boy

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@AlexiLalas @JadedHubris Controversial? This is just sad. So many great pizza places here in NYC alone and you’re going with a crappy chain from the 80s with doughy crust? Actually beyond sad and approaching pathetic.

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@JudiciaryGOP Murder rate in Columbus Ohio is currently 3x the murder rate for NYC. And Columbus is much closer to home, Gym. You’ll save a lot on gas!!

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@opt1m1st1ccyn1c @pdabrosca @yaboy_kb @mmpadellan @brotherjones_ Hey Siri! Can you explain what a false equivalence is to this guy?

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@newswarriorxxx @CSexton25 Please point out the violent part. Then show us how the 8th graders were there specifically to overthrow the state govt.

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@CSexton25 So, in the wake of the Nashville school shootings, the most consequential actions taken by the Tennessee state legislature are to expel 3 state legislators for [checks notes] protesting against school shootings. Is that what you call “protecting our children”?

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@tsar_bombamaker @pdabrosca @mmpadellan So you don’t know what “literally” means? Or you don’t know what happened on 9/11 and 12/7? I’m going with both.

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@pdabrosca @mmpadellan Insurrection: a violent uprising by group acting for specific purpose of overthrowing government and seizing powers. insurrection occurs where movement acts to overthrow government and to take possession of its powers.” [Younis & Co. v. Cigna Worldwide 899 F. Supp. 1385- 1995)]

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@mtgreenee So the “enemy” are…fellow Americans. Not Russia. Not China. Not N. Korea. Not Iran. The “enemy” are fellow Americans with whom you disagree about legal proceedings. Your priorities are pretty twisted.