Michael Tooman

I love thinking about music.

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Charlie Puth + Katy Perry = Dua Lipa

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I sneezed when I was by myself and I automatically said thank you. The knee jerk traditions have come full circle.

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The Always Sunny soundtrack is the most ideal music I have ever found to practice whistling. 😙🎶

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Just saw Waitress on Broadway starring @SaraBareilles and it was so wonderful! And I got to see my friend @henrybgott in the show, and he was incredible!! Wow. What a fabulous day. 😊 I am very thankful.

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Everybody knows exactly how extroverted they are now

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I would pay good money for an app that removes all vocals from metal. 💰 These dudes put SO much work into all these intricacies only for some guy to growl over all of it. 😒 On top of that, metal by itself is only aggressive. The lyrics are what make it negative.

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Post Malone is the new Drake Bell.

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According to Spotify, 24k Magic is Bruno Mars��s LEAST POPULAR album! I was fully under the impression the world was all in agreement that 24k Magic is one of the best things to come out of the 2010s. WHAT HAPPENED?!?

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@CBS All Access is worse than I thought a streaming service could possibly be.

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“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.”-JFK
Looking forward to another Weather Underground

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If I were a different man, I would take advantage of the killer mashup of “Cowboy” by Kid Rock and “Rock Star” by Nickelback just waiting to be made.

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If anybody still doesn’t believe Christianity is ripe to be weaponized to make people commit atrocities, check out the Handmaid’s Tale on Hulu. Not what Jesus said, obviously. Just Christianity. The fact that there’s a difference is disturbing.

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Punch Brothers released another winner today. If you like Radiohead (or not), check out “Angel of Doubt.”

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Electric Light Orchestra + Andrew Lloyd Webber = ABBA

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Doesn’t “exodus” mean “mass exodus?”

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Old people at shows are like children who can help it.

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@alyssabiller Life, girl.

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The People v. O.J. Simpson became so painful to watch since Giuliani gave that interview about how only public opinion matters in the Mueller investigation, since Americans are the ultimate jury. Facts don’t matter. Only narrative matters.

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It’s amazing to me how much an artist’s style changes, usually for the worse, when they change from trying to reach everyone to trying to reach as many people as possible. Why is there a difference between universality and popularity?

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I just noticed how close the bass line in Ed Sheeran’s “Castle on the Hill” is to “Don’t Stop Believin’.” Other that the two switched chords, it’s almost identical.