Praying that when @machinegunkelly announces his Cleveland date that @MODSUN is also performing that night 🙏 haven’t seen him since the Christmas show almost 10 years ago
You’re gonna love this, Swifties! 👀👀👀
Hey @taylorswift13 + @taylornation13 fans, check out the first word of our last 396 tweets dating back to October 14th! There might be something special waiting for you! 😉
Wait until you discover that people who don’t WFH also don’t work every moment of their 9-5 in the office. They’re just forced to fuck around in their spinny chair rather than do useful things around their home but somehow people think it’s different
@DairyQueen gave me a cookie dough blizzard instead of M&M and my pregnant self has never been more sad than when I got home and saw it was wrong 😭