MichaelV

Alien Elite, Satanist, CoS Member

[MichaelV @MichealVer]

I may be a sinner! 🤘🏻

[MichaelV @MichealVer]

@ChurchofSatan That’s awesome!

[MichaelV @MichealVer]

@ChurchofSatan Well... the more that you know about christianity, the less likely you are to sign up for it. I like to enjoy this life, not wasting it on the promise of a wonderful afterlife if I shit all over this one.

[MichaelV @MichealVer]

My first attempt at a realistic sigil of baphomet. #hailsatan

[MichaelV @MichealVer]

@squeevening @ChurchofSatan The guy is obviously just looking for a way out of eating the turkey bacon that his wife brought home.

[MichaelV @MichealVer]

@HammerTimeCA @ChurchofSatan Prove that black holes don’t smell like bananas. Actually this would be easier since black holes are real, unlike whichever imaginary friend you pray to.

[MichaelV @MichealVer]

@HellOnWheels616 $350 for a pair of ears? 👹

[MichaelV @MichealVer]

@HellOnWheels616 Now I need a second set of ears to listen to all of this metal goodness. 🤘🏻

[MichaelV @MichealVer]

@ApophasisWonder @fvkkhunter @ChurchofSatan Popcorn conspiracy? More like the corn kernel that’s still hanging around after the flush....

[MichaelV @MichealVer]

@GBSurfvergnugen @jsolomonReports @dbongino Silly sheep ran right into the wolves den only to be slaughtered. 🤟🏻

[MichaelV @MichealVer]

@HellOnWheels616 Thanks!

[MichaelV @MichealVer]

@HellOnWheels616 Good to see a fellow clear thinking Louisianan! This place has been a mess for a long time and there is no end in sight.

[MichaelV @MichealVer]

@HellOnWheels616 @ChurchofSatan Well christianity is a mental illness after all... though it is curable! But I think we’re too late haha.