Michelle❤︎

[ブサかわ♡デブった動物bot @fat_animal]

も、もう自力で動けないハムよ・・・

[ばしょう@読書垢 @Reading4Survive]

横浜刑務所でクラスターとニュースでやってたんだが、横浜に刑務所あることを知らなかったのでGoogleマップで調べてみた。
そしたら『水野のおやっさん、お世話になりました。』とか『福田のオヤジありがとう』みたいなコメントがあり、世界中の刑務所のレビューをチェックしたくなった。

[河野太郎 @konotarogomame]

今はそれ以上だぜ。

[Michelle❤︎ @Micheasaurus]

幼虫➡️蛹
オスだー！
#カブトムシ #蛹 #蛹化

[Michelle❤︎ @Micheasaurus]

Overheard my kid in the bathroom:
“I’m gonna wipe even if I don’t want to! AAAAAAAAAAAMEN!” #mykids

[Michelle❤︎ @Micheasaurus]

I start speaking in katakana when I get telemarketer calls despite speaking Japanese for nearly 30 years.
「OH！ソウデスカァ」
#gaijinconfessionfriday

[ScanBC @ScanBC]

#Burnaby #RCMP responding to a house after a male ordered an escort. When his wife started yelling the male thew cocaine in her face.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

OK, here it is. Please don't start flame wars over it, but this year I'd like to apologise for killing (whispers)... Snape. *runs for cover*

[Michelle❤︎ @Micheasaurus]

@DPes2012 caught a skarmory and teddiursa! 😍

[Michelle❤︎ @Micheasaurus]

Lmao #Amstelveen #PokemonGO

[Michelle❤︎ @Micheasaurus]

So many pokestops 😍#Amstelveen #PokemonGO

[Riot Games Support @RiotSupport]

MFW @riotgames releases a single player practice mode on Valentines Day

[Harry Potter Stuff ⚯͛ @TheHPfacts]

Me watching Harry Potter:

[Michelle❤︎ @Micheasaurus]

Can't wait for the Gen II release this week 😍 #PokemonGO

[MJ Updates @MJUpdatess]

he still dead

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

me: i hate drama

[drama happens]

me:

[Michelle❤︎ @Micheasaurus]

Looks like a movement I can get behind #Japan