Michele Jolliffe

Involved in agriculture, love living and working in country Victoria! All views are my own.

[Michele Jolliffe @MicheleRyan17]

@annaspargoryan 🎉🎉🥳🥳

[Agriculture Victoria @VicGovAg]

Don’t miss the free online farm business program to help manage risk with variable climate starting early Feb – for more info contact Sarah on 0417 316 345 or to register go to https://t.co/mz4AL7Np4v #FutureDroughtFund #FarmBusinessResilience

[Michele Jolliffe @MicheleRyan17]

@wimmerachic

[Agriculture Victoria @VicGovAg]

Join us at the AgVic Hamilton SmartFarm for the @AgriFutures Australia’s Industrial Hemp Variety Trial field days on 30 Jan. Learn about the event and register at https://t.co/jS7vK7PCsn #industrialhemp #agriculture #farming #research #IHVT #agribusiness

[Energy Smart Farming @EnergySmartFarm]

Agriculture Victoria invites you to join national experts and specialists on farm to discuss feedpads, renewable energy and more!
Wednesday 13 December 9am - 2:30pm
Jelbart Farm, Leongatha South
For more information please visit: https://t.co/MgZt7rLAtJ

[Agriculture Victoria @VicGovAg]

🤠 Feed pads, renewable energy and more!

Join national experts and specialists on farm to discuss the latest key technologies being used at Jelbart Farm in Leongatha South.

📌 Wednesday 13 December, 9 am to 2:30 pm.

Register here: https://t.co/5Glqy80J7b

[Cynthia Mahoney @cynth_mahons]

As one of the many women who don’t have children and who still actually have rich and complex lives with our own challenges and stressors, it was very validating to see this post. I feel we are often invisible and invalidated in conversations about women at work (and in life!).

[Gillian Fennell @stationmum101]

Every single farmer in Australia needs to be aware of this:

https://t.co/SRgCzZbOgU

#KeepFarmersFarming #ausag #agchatoz

[Gillian Fennell @stationmum101]

🙌

[David Sandow @DavidSandow1]

True, but what a boring life.

[Agriculture Victoria @VicGovAg]

South-west farmers have you signed up yet for this Grazfert program coming to your region this October?

[NSW Agriculture @nswagriculture]

DPI has detected #Varroa mite in beehives at #Euroley in the Riverina and #Euston in the Sunraysia region. For more information visit: https://t.co/dgsJUrRpzp

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A grammar book walks into a bar

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* Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

* A question mark walks into a bar?

* A non sequitur walks into a bar.
In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

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* A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

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* Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

* A synonym strolls into a tavern.

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* A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony .

– Jill Thomas Doyle

[Helen Bevan @HelenBevan]

The psychological safety hierarchy of needs at work by @heidipsychology. I appreciate how Heidi has created three categories. At the base are basic safety needs like not being micromanaged. Next is psychological needs like belonging & sense of esteem. At the top is self-fulfilment needs, the ability to be our true, authentic selves. People who work at the top of their pyramid are the ones with the potential to deliver the best performance.

[Michele Jolliffe @MicheleRyan17]

Our Monty! #thebool

[Agriculture Victoria @VicGovAg]

South-west dairy farmers sign up for our biosecurity workshops happening in Warrnambool and Colac in mid Feb. Play your role in biosecurity and develop a practical plan. Register by contacting Michele Jolliffe on 0428 581 883 or [email protected] @WestvicD

[Nessa @wimmerachic]

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