Zero. Absolutely none. Not a single solitary fuck.
I have depleted my entire lifetime supply of fucks, cashed them in, burned the receipt, and scattered the ashes into the void.
My fuck account is overdrawn, bankrupt, and the bank has already repossessed the building.
I give so few fucks that physicists are studying it as a new state of matter: Fuckless Energy.
In short: I do not give a fuck. Not today, not tomorrow, not ever.
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I am right fucking there, too.
I am consumed by the darkness right now. This country is fucked up and they keep trying to murder our President.
Zero give a fucks from the people who are supposed to do something about it.
There is an ache in my chest right now that is all encompassing.
I. Am. Fucking. Furious.
And.......
I. Am. Fucking. Exhausted...
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There is no one to blame for the White House Correspondents' Dinner Shooting besides those who incite violence.
Maxine Waters
Adam Schiff
AOC
Jasmine Crockett
Chuck Schumer
Nancy Pelosi
CNN
Hillary Clinton
Barack Obama
Kamala Harris
Rachel Maddow
Anderson Cooper
MSNBC
CBS
Brian Krassenstein
Don Lemon
Ayana Pressley
Ilhan Omar
Tim Walz
Gavin Newsom
Olivia Julianna
Ed Krassenstein
Bobby Deniro
Mark Ruffalo
Madonna
Who am I missing?
@GovKathyHochul You better save it because you’re gonna need to bail Mamdani’s NYC out.
The rest of us aren’t going to do it.
We don’t vote for Communism in America.
You wanted it. You pay for it.
@POTUS@SecScottBessent@VP@SpeakerJohnson
@RepMcGovern Trump isn’t withholding anything! You lie!! The democrats have voted 13 times to keep the government closed and not fund SNAP Trump has NOTHING to do with it, STOP LYING!! You’re shameful
Oh, you sanctimonious, hypocritical jackass, Hakeem Jeffries, let’s dissect this steaming pile of partisan drivel you’ve vomited onto X...
Your sanctimonious screech that “Trump and Republicans are illegally withholding SNAP benefits” is a grotesque, festering lie, a rancid turd polished with crocodile tears for “millions of children” going hungry.
The facts, you sniveling charlatan, shred your narrative to ribbons: the government shutdown...now festering into its fifth week as of this glorious Saturday, November 1, 2025...stems from your own goddamn Democratic caucus’s obstinate refusal to pass a clean continuing resolution (CR).
Thirteen times, you insufferable pricks have voted nay, clutching your precious ACA subsidy extension like a miserly hoarder guarding his last gold coin, while 42 million SNAP recipients twiddle their thumbs awaiting November benefits.
Federal judges, in their infinite wisdom, have already cold-cocked your narrative, ruling on October 31 that the USDA must tap contingency funds to keep SNAP flowing...hardly the apocalyptic “illegal withholding” you shriek about, you melodramatic fuckwit.
And Trump playing golf? You bet your pompous ass he is, you envious little shit-stirrer!
While you and your comrades wallow in congressional quicksand, Trump’s just returned from a ballsy, geopolitically orgasmic Asian tour, brokering peace between Thailand and Cambodia...earning a Nobel nod, no less...and hammering out trade deals worth billions with Malaysia and Thailand.
That $3.4 million Air Force One jaunt to Florida? A well-deserved victory lap, you petty, golf-hating goblin, while you sit on your hands, fucking over the very people you claim to champion.
The data’s clear: House Republicans passed a clean CR maintaining current SNAP levels, but your Senate Democrats...led by that spineless Chuckle-fuck Schumer...block it, holding children’s meals hostage to sneak migrant healthcare expansions into the budget.
Hypocrisy so thick it could choke a horse, you vile, double-dealing demagogue.
Picture this: while Trump swings clubs in sunny Florida, you’re the self-appointed “King of the Shutdown,” crowning yourself with a tinfoil diadem of moral superiority, cackling as air traffic controllers furlough and TANF payments stall...all because you’d rather fund illegal immigrants’ Obamacare than feed American kids.
Your reply thread’s a cesspool of righteous indignation, with users like @GuntherEagleman and @data_republican rightly calling you out, exposing your party’s 13 nay votes as the real villain in this tragicomedy.
And that Propel report? It confirms November SNAP delays are your creation, mitigated only by judicial intervention and state bandaids...yet you dare blame Trump, that master of peace and prosperity, you sniveling, fact-allergic fraud.
So, shove your sanctimonious bullshit where the sun doesn’t shine, Jeffries. Trump’s out there securing our future, while you’re the one fucking over the people with your petty, power-grubbing shutdown saga. Checkmate.