Michelle Barna-Stern

Fitness, wine & food fan. Tweets do not reflect the opinions of my Wife, Kids or Employer - unless you like my tweets.

[Michelle Barna-Stern @MichelleBarna]

Never had to tweet at a co. before, but since July I’ve been trying to cancel @VivintHome because we moved out of a RENTAL that came with Vivint. They continue to charge @JoannaStern and I. $385 & 7 months later we’re STILL paying for a service we don’t have access to. Fun times!

[Joanna Stern @JoannaStern]

I did not see today including me asking my wife if I can buy a $1600 monitor.

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

TONIGHT: @JoannaStern walks Jimmy through the top tech items on the market! 🤖 #FallonTonight

[Michelle Barna-Stern @MichelleBarna]

I apparently tweet once a year and only about my wife, so this felt like a good time to utilize that one tweet. She also won an Emmy, interviewed @elonmusk, and we welcomed our second child. It’s been a super slow year with very few reasons to be insanely proud of her!

[Joanna Stern @JoannaStern]

No turning back now. @FallonTonight @jimmyfallon

[Michelle Barna-Stern @MichelleBarna]

@JoannaStern This is what you did with the photo when I asked what charger this works with - lol.

[Michelle Barna-Stern @MichelleBarna]

@andrewleese89 @JoannaStern Hi Andrew, thanks for reaching out. It’s a handle I plan to keep, but if anything changes I’ll be sure to let you know.

[Michelle Barna-Stern @MichelleBarna]

But I’m forced to flush it, so I’m not exactly winning here. You still win spouse of the year.

[Joanna Stern @JoannaStern]

I’m basically the spouse of the year.

[Michelle Barna-Stern @MichelleBarna]

@JoannaStern Thanks!

[Michelle Barna-Stern @MichelleBarna]

@robotodd Hi Todd!!

[Michelle Barna-Stern @MichelleBarna]

Twitter, I'm sorry I've ignored you since February. I'm also sorry I only tweet about my wife (but we met on Twitter so 🤷‍♀️). However, this deserved a retweet w/ comment as I continue to be amazed at how incredible she is. I'll also try to tweet once every 6 months instead of 8.

[Joanna Stern @JoannaStern]

I really enjoyed this conversation with @schrep last night. Even if you are totally sick of Facebook news, I think it’s worth watching the full 35 min...

[Michelle Barna-Stern @MichelleBarna]

@JoannaStern Sorry! Today was an honest mistake though.

[Michelle Barna-Stern @MichelleBarna]

@JoannaStern Does that mean I can go to the gym next week?

[Michelle Barna-Stern @MichelleBarna]

The realization that you found your wife by sliding into her DMs - before sliding into DMs was a thing.

[Joanna Stern @JoannaStern]

Twitter rarely brings me joy these days but 10 years ago this week I met my wife on here. Still the best thing technology has ever done for me.

[Michelle Barna-Stern @MichelleBarna]

@Stephasselin @beaverbunch @MissSarcastic @AskAJAnything I don't know where we would have been without you guys! You helped us equally as much. And for that I know I'll be forever grateful. CONGRATS on the soon to be little one. Pride truly takes on a whole new meaning these days <3

[Michelle Barna-Stern @MichelleBarna]

@JoannaStern https://t.co/5mfgLW9YGJ

[Michelle Barna-Stern @MichelleBarna]

A) My DMs. My choice. B) Cups and bowls upright in the dishwasher is insanity. https://t.co/o5R3mK7s8O

[Joanna Stern @JoannaStern]

My wife refuses to clear her Instagram DM notifications and it is driving me crazier than when she repacks the dishwasher after I have already packed it.

[Michelle Barna-Stern @MichelleBarna]

@waltmossberg @JoannaStern Thank you! My DMs. My choice.

[Michelle Barna-Stern @MichelleBarna]

The moment you update your @LinkedIn profile and all the vendors reach out at the same time. #NoChill #Day4

[Michelle Barna-Stern @MichelleBarna]

On here to stalk @JoannaStern at #WSJDLive only to realize I haven't tweeted in 4 months. I blame the kid I had four months ago.

[Michelle Barna-Stern @MichelleBarna]

@JoannaStern @jelleprins @internetofshit See!!!