Sassy

[Sassy @MichelleSasss]

I haven’t been on here in a minute but just wanted to say that my dad is the sweetest person alive. Protect him at all costs💜💜

[Sassy @MichelleSasss]

I’m blind. Sorry.

[Layla 🩵 @mxxnlitgem]

You gotta learn how to vibe alone. You can’t depend on other people to make you happy

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Bella Hadid is truly one of the dumbest people alive. Every member of the British Mandate Palestine football team was Jewish.

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

wanting to go on a girls trip 🤝 not having the homegirls

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Number of Jews in Egypt: 10 (total population: 100 million)
Jordan: 0 (10M)
Saudi Arabia: 0 (34M)
Lebanon: 100 (7M)
Syria: 0 (17M)
Iraq: 4 (39M)
Iran: 8,300 (83M)
Number of Arabs in Israel: 1.9M (9M), with full civil rights.
But sure, Israel is the apartheid state.

[Sassy @MichelleSasss]

@YoelSham Proof or it didn’t happen

[Sassy @MichelleSasss]

@EmeinDaniel @5h6ne There’s a Ted talk on it

[Sassy @MichelleSasss]

@Ashleykoffi4 @chantysaid

[abby govindan @abbygov]

I used to think I hated cuddling but I’m starting to think I just hated my ex boyfriend

[Sassy @MichelleSasss]

“It’s exciting, it’s exercise, you get to control people.......”

[Sassy @MichelleSasss]

“If I had a choice to have my dream job and money didn’t matter, I would be a traffic control person. I promise” ...

[nia. @boooitsnia]

bro i cant hear without the subtitles on

[Sassy @MichelleSasss]

@boyscoutscookie @elisa_dahan

[Sassy @MichelleSasss]

@mayoosh134 Yes

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

What quote from #TheOffice best describes you rn? We'll start: "If I don't have some cake soon, I might die." 🍰

[Sassy @MichelleSasss]

“What I like most about him is his $waAggèr”

[Sassy @MichelleSasss]

I CRINGE when a guy says, “tell me about yourself” 🤢 Why can’t you just gradually get to know me

[Li$a ⁷🧸🖤 @LisaMelz]

The confidence alcohol gives you is actually scary 😭

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Mood