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“She claims to be an artist but has not actually sold anything” -notes from a psychiatrist I saw once

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I have to hang on to this

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@fergusjulie1 💔

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My favorite Disney sponsorship is that the otters in Animal Kingdom are sponsored by Otterbox.

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Nobody talking about Maggie Smith eating chicken wings in that carriage in The Secret Garden

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Starting to feel more like Parti Field amiright? #LGM

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Everywhere is switching to the @DrinkAriZona plastic bottles now and look I’ll pay $1.50 if it means places will keep the cans around. They’re crisper. I can recycle them. Please.

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Pop-punk Disney album will actually fix me

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@spookylilj Was it really all you had to do was show your pill bottles? I’d feel awkward asking my psychiatrist for a letter for that. Plus I think he charges for letters lol

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@MTA Would bet my life that this won’t decrease congestion. Nobody drives into the city unless they have to.

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@SoCorporateBand Want to point out that your website has an error that says the Brooklyn Steel show is on June 10, while the tickets link says June 20

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@MTA Now do the LIRR

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When you finally have the spoons to do something and the websites down for maintenance

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@JessDiPaola High school drama class

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@The_Pigeon I can’t be the only person who thinks the voice is all wrong, right?

[nicoleoftheisle @nicoleoftheisle]

Absolutely devastated about the loss of @Show_Score member nights, a service I have evangelized to friends far and wide, turning casual theatre goers into avid ones. No service has done more to introduce me to companies and venues I never would have visited otherwise.

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@JenResistedAGN @reynoldsgareth

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@owlsavetheworld 😂

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Rod Serling: You better not be a cunty bellhop when I get there
Me:

[nicoleoftheisle @nicoleoftheisle]

Socialised medicine now :)