Michelle Sawin

Really just here for the gifs

[He Called Me Greenhorn @WhatsAGreenhorn]

Jeff Bezos can't sleep until he puts his pajamazon

[Michelle Sawin @MichelleSawin]

just saw a man wearing an “I can’t breathe” shirt while smoking a cigarette. Signing off :-)

[miriam @MiriamH_13]

Lord, please watch over & protect her.

[Sam @samuel_lanier]

I hope the vaccine is a gummy

[ellie @catchfireswift]

avril lavigne was right ...... what the hell

[Michelle Sawin @MichelleSawin]

In the fifth grade I got in trouble for spraying Windex in a boys eyes bc he was bothering me. That same boy is now having a one man conversation with himself in my dms. Like this tweet if you have Windex I can borrow and/or would bail me out if I used the said Windex

[🪩 @bambinasalina]

skinny men be gettin angry too fast I think it’s cuz they be hungry but they don’t know

[Michelle Sawin @MichelleSawin]

@sebbs_uribe R U OKKKKK

[Michelle Sawin @MichelleSawin]

When boys ask “r u ok” like worry about your damn self???? I’m about to fuck your day up, the question is r U ok

[Michelle Sawin @MichelleSawin]

@tinas127

[Michelle Sawin @MichelleSawin]

Bringing this video of my family at my graduation back for obvious reasons

[Michelle Sawin @MichelleSawin]

The usual

[Michelle Sawin @MichelleSawin]

Label on medication: don’t take with alcohol
Me chasing it with a claw:

[Michelle Sawin @MichelleSawin]

“Per my last email” aka IS U BLIND OR IS U DUMB

[Alex Mason @alexmasonn_x]

How boring is it when u have to tell people ur joking ??

[ً mads @infinityauras]

friendship is just giving each other the same advice back and forth and no one taking it

[Michelle Sawin @MichelleSawin]

The fact that iPhones says “maybe ____” when you don’t save phone numbers is honestly iconic. Like yea maybe it’s max maybe it’s not like we don’t trust these hoes all the sudden u right apple go off

[Michelle Sawin @MichelleSawin]

@tina_marro22 Love you too!!!

[Michelle Sawin @MichelleSawin]

Not to be dramatic but to anyone that is complaining about having to wear masks around nurses, doctors, food store employees, nail techs, PEOPLE THAT WEAR THEM FOR FULL SHIFTS... you’re dead to me.

[yazzyyy @yazy2000]

In an age where information is so easily accessible, ignorance is a choice.