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Are Yo Momma jokes legal in Canada?

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@machinegunkelly On my weenis??

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@missmulrooney Just know in 2017, my aunt (who was in her late 60s) dubbed her falling apart gingerbread house as “the house of death” and made a cemetery around it. It’s now our holiday tradition.

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“The knee knuckle! The, you know, the knee knuckle. The knee cap!”

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“There is piss in my underwear that isn’t mine. There is piss touching my vagina that isn’t mine!”

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@machinegunkelly @machinegunkelly Machine Claw Catty

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Why the fuck am I surrounded by demon children who are all screaming at jet level decibels??? I am a good person.

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@machinegunkelly Celebrating from Maine

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I was so very unprepared at how heartbreakingly beautiful this song would be. Y’all. I’m in fucking tears. @machinegunkelly #machinegunkelly #TicketsToMyDownfall #TTMD

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I don’t think I’ll ever be okay again.

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@machinegunkelly all of them. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@machinegunkelly Symphony by I Am The Avalanche

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@machinegunkelly 🤣

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@SlimGudz216 So are you a flats or drums?

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@bxxdthingsmila @machinegunkelly A literal whole unplugged album is all I need in this life.

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@machinegunkelly When everything hurts and nothing feels okay. 😩

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@alexsteed If my inner monologue had an actual human form, it would be her.

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@alexsteed Can we talk about the girl in blue above them that looks like she’s asking the lord to give her strength to not come unglued??

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when you accidentally send a joke about doing coke to your mom at 10:30 in the morning. Launch me right off planet earth plz.

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@machinegunkelly Don’t you mean 5:36(66)

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When you hear things incorrectly: I’m taking the devils temperature! -Tuesday Antics