Michelle Stoesz

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@Lindsclaypool @benshulman7 Sameeeeee

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Finn somehow heard the song ‘how could this happen to me’ by simple plan and he keeps making us listen to it - I am in hell

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@shittywknd 🤣

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My 6 year old, finishing up the nursery rhyme Little Foo foo
‘she turned Little Bunny Foo Foo into a…GOON. And then he had no arms and he was a blob and he died’
Took a dark turn…

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@shittywknd He loves his Sabanna

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At the fringe festival with my 5 year old - performers asked him where he’s from…he proceeded to give our street address to the whole crowd…
Then at one point in the show he yelled ‘I can’t believe my eyes!!’ For everyone to laugh.

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Yesterday at my kid’s kindergarten graduation - one of his teachers had asked the class what the favorite thing about themselves is.

Finn said ‘my hands because I eat pizza with them’
He is his fathers son….

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As I was half paying attention to my kid, half looking at my phone, my five year old asks if I wanted to watch curious George - when I didn’t acknowledged him he said ‘Mom, do you want to watch George? Or do you want to look at your phone and do nothing?!’ - Sick Burn

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@shittywknd It’s perfect

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@shittywknd 🤣🤣🤣

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@Jennimo_ Is he wrong? No. Will I stop? Also no

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I asked my five year old if it was okay if I watched some Real Housewives. He responds ‘no because it’s dangerous’ I asked him what he meant and he said ‘it’s dangerous for your brain - cuz you watch too much’ I am dead

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Today in burns from my five year old - I had quickly gone to a friends place and as soon as I walked in the door, my kid was sitting on a chair facing me and says ‘well well, look who it is’ as he was absolutely squint glaring at me.

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@shittywknd Deb!!! Quit it!!

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My 5 year old used the term ‘it slaps’ today and I can’t stop laughing

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On this Christmas Day, while reading a part of an Extreme Animals book and reading to Finn that Piranha’s are bullies of the water he says ‘what?! bullies?! Do they steal lunch money?’

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@shittywknd Holy why don’t you just @heyimmyles

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@shittywknd It’s sooo good. And he’s a silver fox now.

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@CatsScaredy @CrysOlson Was so fun to guest on this episode!!!

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Can Lisa Rinna just go back to promoting depends and get off our tv’s otherwise?? Or???