michele 🏳️‍🌈✌️

riding the dog like it’s a small horse is frowned upon

[NIKKINOW2 2.0 🐝 @CundiffVanessa]

So?
That's my age, DIPSHIT

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Boy who da fuck is still lightin fireworks. It is July 9th my nigga

[SleeperPhillies @SleeperPhillies]

Some poor kid in right field after Bryce Harper hits a ball 175 mph with a metal bat:

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

He's a parasite.

[John Foley @2008Philz]

This is the ball Aaron Nola uses in the Toyota RAV4th inning

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Happy Independence Day, America

[Hiperbólico @hiperb0lico]

Inspección diaria del lugar donde encontró una empanada una vez hace 8 años

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this can’t be the same heat george washington was wearing a wig in

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[Rakesh Kumar @Rakeshhkumaar]

“Until the lion learns to write, every story will glorify the hunter.”

-African Proverb

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

seeing someone in the 15 items or less checkout lane with way more than 15 items

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Is there anyone even left in the Netherlands

[Bonner @SudsGlenside]

Derek Phuckin Hill

[Sam Adams @MAGASamAdams]

My wife, showing where I should have parked

[MLB @MLB]

HE MADE THE CATCH 😱

WHAT A HOME RUN ROBBERY

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Pete Hegseth fired a Navy Vice Admiral to make her disappear, and yesterday the voters of South Carolina handed her a path to a seat in Congress. Her name is Nancy Lacore.

[ktb.kendrick² @ktbkendrick2]

This fatty thought he was Bryce Harper im crying

[NBC Sports Philadelphia @NBCSPhilly]

"They stole the show from me tonight."

Cristopher Sanchez said that's just who Schwarber and Harper are. | @WapnerNewman