Michelle

crispy. she/her. i try being funny

[hannah jones @hannahjonescool]

If u think about it an audience is just a bunch of cuck chairs filled with cucks watching me penetrate the landscape of ideas

[Chris Johnston @reporterchris]

A view of the @BlueJays clinching their berth in the ALCS, as heard inside Scotiabank Arena more than 45 minutes after the Leafs-Habs game ended:

[🍋‍🟩 🔻 @KeshY0U]

Every time "world war iii" is about to happen americans loooove to self victimize.. no battles will be fought on your soil, no bombs will land on your nation, yet somehow you still manage to find a way to make yourself the primary victim of this war you seemingly fantasize about

[Michelle @michwiley]

meetings have to be two hours long because you spend the first hour pointing out that all the additions that people want to make have already been written in

[Michelle @michwiley]

People want to know if players can carry the weight of a fantasy footballer's mental health

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

One hour in the squat rack is worth an entire offseason of fantasy football research

[Michelle @michwiley]

i feel famous that dieworkwear guy is roasting chris luxon

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

are you wearing a t-shirt over a suit jacket??

[The ACC @TheACCnz]

Virat Kohli being a little crybaby once again!

[Michelle @michwiley]

In hindsight aliens saying "take me to your leader" is very "can I speak to the manager" of them isn't it

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

OH MY GOODNESS JAYDEN DANIELS HAIL MARY FOR THE WIN 🤯

(via @NFL)

[nick wright @getnickwright]

At its core, every aspect of the Deshaun Watson story is about one thing & one thing only: A total lack of regard for woman as a true equal class of humanity, and that’s why the defense of him Sunday was so appalling.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

"This article is more than 10 years old"

[HA'LE @KoroTeeps]

Massive Respect to Anton Lienert-Brown for admitting to having bouts of anxiety and suffering panic attacks as an All Black and revealing he still takes meds to stay on top of it. This will literally help 1000s of young men.

https://t.co/Q0qDGeq8fi

[WHITE FERNS @WHITE_FERNS]

New Zealand's first @T20WorldCup Champions! #T20WorldCup

[WHITE FERNS @WHITE_FERNS]

Joining the class of 2000 with a very special win! @T20WorldCup CHAMPIONS for the first time. Scorecard | https://t.co/hdIivet2w8 #T20WorldCup

[The ACC @TheACCnz]

The @WHITE_FERNS win New Zealand’s FIRST EVER T20 WORLD CUP!!!

[ESPNcricinfo @ESPNcricinfo]

- Came to the World Cup after 10 back-to-back T20 defeats
- Thrashed India in their first game to be second on the table
- Beat West Indies in the semi-final

AND NOW THEY HAVE WON IT ALL!

🔗 https://t.co/7XCxeCUu1l | #T20WorldCup

[Michelle @michwiley]

Sophie Divine and Suzie Bates deserve the world #NZvSA

[ESPNcricinfo @ESPNcricinfo]

SUPERSTAR AMELIA KERR 🔥

🔗 https://t.co/7XCxeCUu1l | #T20WorldCup

[sarah @sarahradz_]

My vegetarian sister discovered we were all in a separate group chat without her, sharing delicious food photos, called Secret Meat Up