Mickbie67

History Teacher

#Benpire

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I call being The Acid Queen for the Tommy (1975) group costume this Halloween

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If i couldn't die, I would definitely blow my head up in front of students

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What about the price of jet fuel?

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Not to be insensitive, but i do sometimes wish I was born in 1970s dictator led Brazil

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I see too many visions of myself falling down throughout the day

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I'm constantly surprised by the amount of glass cups I haven't broke

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I kinda hate dark classrooms that don't use the real lights and instead use their stupid "cool" string lights and lamps

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They should have Erasmos Carlos as next year's superbowl halftime show

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Movie.
Theaters.
Forever.

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Can someone please read House of Leaves so I have someone to talk with about it?

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Going to get high af on my one year anniversary of not having weed

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I constantly imagine myself tripping and falling in front of the students

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Should I start doing drugs again?

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Desperately trying to spontaneously combust

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And by this I mean the cursed "J"

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Trying to remember how certain letters sound in Serbian, Hispanic, African and American dialect might be the hardest thing in the world

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Going to bring a PB and J into a peanut free classroom tomorrow

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Jimmy Kimmel had to die so The Muppet Show can live

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Had a student say I was like the teacher from School of Rock

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I wish more people would watch I'm Still Here 😔