Phil Mickelson's Ego

A parody account for PGA Tour professional Phil Mickelson

[Phil Mickelson's Ego @MickelsonsEgo]

@PhilMickelson @gcooper100 yeah Gary, can’t you figure out a parody account from a real one?

[Phil Mickelson's Ego @MickelsonsEgo]

I was right about Tiger’s equipment. I was right about LIV. I was wrong about the Niners/Ravens Super Bowl. But hey, can’t win ‘em all!

[Phil Mickelson's Ego @MickelsonsEgo]

I’m back guys and let’s be honest, you didn’t watch me throw away all those US Opens just to abandon me now. We’re family! #LIVLife

[Phil Mickelson's Ego @MickelsonsEgo]

Just chillin'

[Phil Mickelson's Ego @MickelsonsEgo]

Listen. Rich and handsome is still the best way to go through life guys. So I said a few things. I told you Nike Golf was dead once upon a time too. Let’s have some perspective.

[Phil Mickelson's Ego @MickelsonsEgo]

So I finally win the second major of the year! #CareerGrandSlam ...wait, what?

[Phil Mickelson's Ego @MickelsonsEgo]

Guess how much I want to watch this Tiger Slam thing on Sunday? Here's a hint, they never would have made it if those idiots didn't drop a tent right where I was aiming at Winged Foot in '06. No way TW beats me at Hoylake after that. Oh well, at least I'm rich and good looking.

[Phil Mickelson's Ego @MickelsonsEgo]

Two drivers and I still can’t find my ball

[Phil Mickelson's Ego @MickelsonsEgo]

These guys putting with the flag in will never know the joys of chipping with it out.

[Phil Mickelson's Ego @MickelsonsEgo]

He may have 5 Masters but 6 Runners Up at the US Open with a 7th looming is pretty amazing too.

[Phil Mickelson's Ego @MickelsonsEgo]

Listen, I may have hit a moving ball at the US Open but at least I had the foresight to be way out of the tournament anyway. Sergio going full El Niño is the best!

[Phil Mickelson's Ego @MickelsonsEgo]

For further clarity, I got myself into Arizona State the old fashioned way, I was good looking and played a lot of golf.

[Phil Mickelson's Ego @MickelsonsEgo]

Thought about withdrawing overnight with a 3 shot lead and two holes to go. Would have been great 'What Will Phil Do Next' material. Unfortunately I had Rams +2.5 last weekend and Amy caught me crying in the bathroom. Need the scratch.

[Phil Mickelson's Ego @MickelsonsEgo]

60 is fine unless you’ve already shot 59 on TV. Meh.

[Phil Mickelson's Ego @MickelsonsEgo]

Whew! $9MM plus the extra $5MM I bet on myself. Might just take Amy out on the town. I told her she has to go back to San Diego before the NFL games start on Sunday though.

[Phil Mickelson's Ego @MickelsonsEgo]

It's so funny playing a "winner take all" match today, you know, considering I'm taking a share of the pay per view money regardless of the outcome. I win no matter what. #SameAsAlways

[Phil Mickelson's Ego @MickelsonsEgo]

Hey @GWR, if I bet $5MM on myself against @TigerWoods and then beat him for the $9MM, would it count as the richest prize in golf history? If not, could we take measurements on my cajones? #SettingRecords

[Phil Mickelson's Ego @MickelsonsEgo]

Happy Halloween guys! I went as an ultra rich and good looking PGA Tour pro.

[Phil Mickelson's Ego @MickelsonsEgo]

Boy, how about this Patrick Reed New York Times story? I wonder who put that bug in his ear...in the team room...after dinner...before desert last night? #whoknows?

[Phil Mickelson's Ego @MickelsonsEgo]

I predict going 2-0 tomorrow. I plan on winning my match and the press conference.