Mickey L.

Boxing, beer, etc. Eats too much Chinese and Mexican food.

[Mondo Mascots @mondomascots]

Mascot carjacking

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

This New Year’s Eve remember: even if you don’t have really regrettable sex or die snorting that ‘one last line of speed’ tonight, there are no new beginnings, you can’t change, and even if you could, it would make no difference at all.

Pls continue enjoying arbys in 2019

[jo @whatsJo]

I need someone else to prevent forest fires for like 10 minutes.

[John McAfee @officialmcafee]

Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit. A Humpback Whale weighs 70,000 pounds, is fifty feet long, can dive more than a quarter mile and can crush ships with a single swipe of its tail. If a human manages to fuck one, you damn well better believe it's consensual

[Amazon Movie Reviews @AmznMovieRevws]

Wait, what?

[samantha @milkygoddess]

babies sure stare a lot for someone who doesn’t know how to fight

[🇨🇦𖤐 Father Red McGee 𖤐 🇨🇦 @FatherRedMcgee]

I’m sorry that I sang “Hell Bent For Leather” by Judas Priest during your church’s Christmas pageant.

[Schmrrrlex @alexlumaga]

Me: Tom's really going downhill
Coworker: I know-
Me:[looking out window] man he's picking up speed and there's an old lady in the crosswalk

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

Be sure to check out our full line of shovels too!

[Mickey L. @MickeyChicago]

@MWKronenberg @TomKingTK How do you feel about the conversations a certain character has with the African American medic and Japanese American soldier? Social commentary by Fuller or just...a product of the times?

[dasharez0ne.bsky.social @dasharez0ne]

brexit why do they sound like renesance fair when they talk

[tater🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl]

Girl in the office next to me is crying so I did the right thing and turned up my music.

[David 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @discordspies]

Imagine being owned by the flat earth society

[yeah ok @poutinesmoothie]

From my vast experience in watching cartoons, that car is very tired.

[Mickey L. @MickeyChicago]

@BCampbellCBS @WilliamDettloff @EricRaskin Honestly don't think I've done a load of laundry without at least muttering that to myself since I heard it. Priceless.