Samoa Joe

Die hard Manchester United fan/
FC/

Historian
IMPORTER / EXPORTER

[TOBOH🪖 @Tobzzy212]

I haven’t added wife and kids to my life yet and I wan craze .

[toxic king @toxicking]

Lord please don’t send me no more dumb ass hoes in my life

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

As a person who wants to go far in life, learn to be bored, silent, & private.

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

as bad as you wanna address it some things are better left unsaid!

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

You dey credit babe, meanwhile she dey save her own…..You go later learn

[CARTE BLANCHE @pabl0theEngine]

nysc camps still one of the best places to make the youths get their PVC, but na SAED them dey do everyday

[TOBOH🪖 @Tobzzy212]

Take care of yourself
Call your family smile at stranger Meet good people
Appreciate little things Eat Good food
Stay home , stay safe
Have money ,stay low-key
Avoid trouble
Dress well smell nice
No give woman belle
Enjoy life , Life is good

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

shall never kpeme, shall never lack🙏🏽

[superdad @udysznx]

make una dey let poor girls know say them poor

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

A man's biggest downfall isn't going broke

It's marrying a loud, clueless woman who thinks she's always right

[GBOLAHAN 🪬 @gbolaha_n9]

please reshare if this gets to your timeline 💔

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Can’t totally fault people who resort to dating apps or matchmaking pages to find partners.

Once you miss university.

Miss NYSC.

Miss church gatherings or Islamic gatherings.

Don’t want to date your work colleagues.

Neighbor is a no go area.

Your best bet is either through social media, family and friends matchmaking, arranged marriage or you download your partner from heaven. If you’re an introvert that means you will sleep there.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Vent to nobody
Listen to music and handle that shi

[Dandy @Dandythehusla]

🎬"I wanna have s£x with you" was all she got after requesting for a shock 😱

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

:(

[scar @imfat]

Save your money, better girls are coming.

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

eat good. smell nice. block broke girls.