Mickey Doc

check out my book- Mickey Doc, available on It's the story of my 2014 X-Factor experience. From the streets of Derry to the bright lights of London.

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Have you got your Mickey Doc on for the weekend? Copies available for £9.99 in:

Little Acorns Bookstore (Derry)

Lynch's SPAR Claudy

McKeevers Bar Claudy.

Also available on Amazon (Kindle £4.99 - Paperback £9.99)

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@Rubberbandits Question from Carleen Downey: How do we stop the good people from leaving Donegal?

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Respect to the people in Chicago who have to put up with that wind all the time. My hairs a fucking mess!!

#r_e_s_p_c_e_t
#mickeydoc
#hairproblems

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Couldn't sleep last night. I watched so much late night TV that I now own a knife that can cut through a car wheel and I'm fluent in sign language.

#purewrecked #needsleep #mickeydoc

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My da just reversed into the gatepost, wrecked the back of the car, and is now trying to convince my ma he done as a sign of respect for 9/11. Last time he crashed the car it was for Princess Diana.

#wanker #adopted #shitedriver #mickeydoc

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My ma has started to make us watch Countdown as a family to make us more smart?

It's like the time I tried to teach the dog to use chopsticks- it's impossible, messy, and he's happy enough just licking his balls all day.
#happybeingstupid #mickeydoc
#icantevencountdowntosunday

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Doing a magazine interview and got asked what my pet hates are. Apparently dogs, hamsters and goldfish weren't the right answer? I hate all of them.

#foreverconfused #MickeyDoc

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Daniel O'Donnell and the Pope on the same stage. I swear to God I think I seen my ma touch herself. #boke #popevisit #adopted #mickeydoc

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Keep hearing about the Pope coming to Ireland?? Is he the one that's a catholic or the one that shits in the woods? I'm always mixing those 2 up.
#popevisit #bear #mickeydoc

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My neighbour just got a thing called a 'sundial' installed in their backyard. It actually tells the time from the sun!! Isn't modern technology amazing!?Whatever will they think of next? The future is now. #mickeydoc #amazeballs

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Went to the pub with my da today for his birthday. His mates asked me what I thought about the transfer window. I panicked and said it depends on the curtains. My da got up and went to a different pub. #footballisballs #transferwindow #mickeydoc #happybirthday

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I always thought the Chuckle Brothers were called ToYou and ToMe. Told my da earlier that ToYou Chuckle was dead. He said that leaves an opening for me. Wanker. #ChuckleBrothers #MickeyDoc #ripToYou

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Today is #NationalAvacadoDay . Everyday there seems to be a national day for something. I'm waiting to wake up some day and there's a national day for the washing instructions label on the back of your underpants.

#TotalPants #MickeyDoc #AreAvocadosEvenReal?

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The fucking golf has been on all day in our house!! Things are getting a bit mental here- my da's going for Rory McIlroy... my ma's going for her 3rd bottle of wine.

#golf #open #rorymcilroy #alcho #mickeydoc

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I just seen a video of the first moon landing- 49 years ago today. I'm not impressed by the moonwalk. MJ done it far better. I even do it better than them lads. No wonder people say the moon landings were fake!!

#moonlanding #mickeydoc #fakekingsofpop

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My ma's explaining Brexit to me using Geri Hallwell leaving The Spice Girls as an example:

"Just a mouth thinking they can do better on their own. Probably end up doing adverts for Iceland to make a few quid.''

She really knows how to teach me stuff.

#mickeydoc #brexit #myma

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I'm no expert in anything, but I really thought Donald Trump was coming here today as he's the head of the Orange Order!? MD

#Trump #orangeface #Twelfth #Mickeydoc #confusedasfuck

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I tried to get into Football chat with lads in the pub last night. Said 'England are fucked now yer man Boris Johnston quit.' Everybody just laughed. I take it he's a shite footballer then?? MD

#worldcup #borisjohnston #mickeydoc #footballchat

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My da just told me a really interesting fact: The Queen of England used to play Olivia Walton in The Waltons. Unbelievable!!! He's actually quite smart when he puts his mind to it. MD
#thewaltons #mickeydoc #proudson

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Just spent 3 hours in the gym... mostly flexing, chatting to girls, and looking at myself in the mirror to prepare for an invitation to next years Love Island. You put the hours in at the gym - you get results people. 💪

#loveisland #mickeydoc #nextyear

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Have you ever been so hungover you actually WANT to go to mass to save your soul? MD

#hungtothebackteeth #sundaymorning #thefearisreal #mickeydoc