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#Caturday

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@MetroUK No problem footie supporters only drink beer anyway.

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@Little_G2 Starmer reveals his true baldy to support the London Mayor but then has second thoughts

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@Kinza1278 Put on your sexiest thong and high heels strut your stuff into the bedroom send the daughter downstairs and then undress the boy and show him what a real woman looks like.

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@bosdovja92 Maybe she could kidnap David and hold him in a remote cottage somewhere like Mary once did with Norris echoing the Misery storyline.

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@Hania16836 Stand in a bowl of warmish water for ten minutes to reveal the fruit fly larvae which are found in most soft fruit and then skim off before eating.

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@ConnorGillies

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@GarethBarlow seems appropriate.

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@Hania16836 Spotted Wing Drosophila larvae are safe to eat but a bit offputting. Soak the fruit for 20 minutes and then skim the emerging worms off the top.

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@Hania16836 Put them in a bowl of water for ten minutes and see all the tiny transparent worms appear.

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@naflasco Maple syrup with a topping of Rice Krispies would be better for wildlife and the environment.

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@Her_EvilQueen Everyone assuming the ban is for shoplifting but could have been for racial or homophobic abuse of staff - explanation needed or we'll assume the worst.

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@LikeATattoooooo The Faithfuls in the India version are called Innocents and the host is a hoot - they should have him on Uncloaked when the new UK series starts.

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@Avabelly__ Stop taking photos of me you nasty bitch. Ever since I helped you when you got locked out and then rejected your advances you've been out for revenge. I can smell your desperation and I know it's your poop bags being put through my letterbox. Get a life loser.

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@DeTayburn @richardosman Actually the Graceland fire brigade just rescued Elvis after a marathon 48 years sitting on his personal crapper. In a statement the head firefighter said, 'I'd give it a couple of hours uh huh, oh yeah'.

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@tvukzone In common with the swimmers off Blackpool beach the Pointless brand is now just going through the motions @richardosman

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@Amy_90_x That's the First Lady

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@RadioTimes Some new animals on Springwatch this year following viewers complaints about boring blue tits @michaelastracha

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@reece_dinsdale Could you arrange a major incident that takes out half the cast after Marlon is found to be a Russian asset and is targeted by a swarm of drones from the secret U.S. base in Robblesfield.

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@Eman_8282 Otis Redding with his son Noel supporting Jimi Hendrix at Monterey 1967

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@CelebFest2024 That's Glenda out of @itvcorrie