Mickey Schwab

Software Developer, Rec League Sports Champion, Chef, Home Brewer, building simple solutions to complex problems.

[Mickey Schwab @MickeySchwab]

@Apple just deleted #Harambe on stage 😭 #wwdc2017 #wwdc

[Danielle Adams @adamzdanielle]

Engineers when S3 goes down. #amazon #aws

[NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld]

Trump knows climate change is real, he just doesn't care. For deniers, ignoring these worries is more profitable. Why worry when you're 70?

[Mickey Schwab @MickeySchwab]

@Uber_CHI one of your drivers just tried to hit me on my bike, what can I do?

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

Trust, but verify (via @AmandaMarcotte) https://t.co/pzTvipeW1p

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

The whole "You can't review 650,000 emails in 8 days" thing will become the foundation for Hanukkah II.

[Mickey Schwab @MickeySchwab]

Every year as #fall weather rolls around, I can’t help but feel young and nostalgic

[Mickey Schwab @MickeySchwab]

Top speechwriters. It's gonna be really special. All the best words.

[Actual Recruiter @actualrecruiter]

It may be hard to believe but it feels like a startup within a Fortune 100 company.

[Michael Davis @michaeldavis777]

Epic month: #Webbys Win & Shortlist #CannesLions for @FIA_Alerts > https://t.co/ldJmBrk2IH @Cannes_Lions @Conversant

[Mickey Schwab @MickeySchwab]

Congrats to @FIA_Alerts on being shortlisted at #Cannes2016 https://t.co/WnxZEirzFK

[FIA @FIA_Alerts]

Shortlisted! Using #adtech to #savelives #Cannes2016 @EngineLondon @AOLCSR @AWS_Gov @GroupMWorldwide @rocketfuelinc https://t.co/kiZ5wQaZA4

[Mickey Schwab @MickeySchwab]

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.

[Mickey Schwab @MickeySchwab]

Cut my thumb. Now my fingerprint reader doesn’t work. #firstworldproblems

[Mickey Schwab @MickeySchwab]

Answered a SaaS sales call at the gym. Caller asked if we could talk in between sets...

[Mickey Schwab @MickeySchwab]

Whooooooo https://t.co/2oCugl1Skx

[FIA @FIA_Alerts]

Thanks to all who voted for #WebbyAwards! @FIA_Alerts won the People's Voice Award for Public Service & Activism!!! 2 years in a row!!!!

[Mickey Schwab @MickeySchwab]

I could have had [email protected] and opted instead for some incredibly stupid address…

[Mickey Schwab @MickeySchwab]

@ubdogs incoming. I’m going to need 4,000 Joey dogs to make up for my absence.

[FIA @FIA_Alerts]

Thanks @4As for awarding @FIA_Alerts #adtech for alerts during public threats @AMBERAlert #4AsTransformation