Mickey Scovil

I am constantly in situations

[Mickey Scovil @MickeyyScovil]

Someone come get their mom

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

doctor: i'm afraid i have some bad news

me: better than having fox news ;)

doctor: hahahaha :)

me: i'll be here all week haha :)

doctor: haha give or take

[Jayne 🩰 @jaynemendy]

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[thugger @thugvis]

The poet. The poem.

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

I will be going outside tonight to blow the moon a kiss but that’s it

[austin snow @leadofftriples]

Utah’s earthquake me
this morning

🤝
being a 5.7

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

you ever feeling so anxious you start to blurt out unusual things you wouldn’t normally say in conversation. a coworker was just telling us bye and i saluted and yelled “bon voyage!”. idk where the fuck that came from. never done anything like that in my life

[. @SuiNeltwork]

if you cough here, we will execute you on main street

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

when doctors deliver a particularly big baby they should take a pic with it like it’s a fish

[Mickey Scovil @MickeyyScovil]

@ktcranney @macyristo101 GUYS HAHA DONT! Unless 🤔🤔🤔

[Mickey Scovil @MickeyyScovil]

That’s it that’s the tweet

[Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS]

daddy's tired, goodnight

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

nice joke bro now im insecure

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

if the gun girl tried to interview me when she shoved the microphone in my face I would simply put my entire mouth around it and refuse to let go