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Inventor of the cyclical magtrometer with a bertolitic tracktrometer (420 volts)

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@Crazymoments01 C'mon trousers down and not one person kicked him in the balls

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@elonmusk

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@fesshole Say a prayer to St Anthony and light a candle at the church, that should do the trick.

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@AntiLeftMemes

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@steveinman No need to blur, show us the damage to the POS

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@alphafox My son was a saint, he was only robbing people with a gun, he was a angel.

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@Fight_Master__ Ginger prick

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@FAFO_TV Oh my gosh, oh my golly gosh. Jeepers Creepers. Jiminy Crickets.

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@Markfry809 Gosh darn it, I'm so friggin pissed, fiddlesticks to it all. Jiminy Crickets, I'm so angry but I won't curse because it's not that bad a situation.

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@mcgregorufc22 @TheNotoriousMMA A new poll said I'm going to win the Lotto tonight. I'm so excited I'm not even going to buy a ticket.

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@KnicksBeast @JomboyMedia When a four eyed greyskull Karen sounds her death shriek everyone gets a fright. The man was lucky not to soil himself in front of everyone.

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@fvrliam @Phillies Her side of the story is she missed the catch the ball rolled down 1 row where Superdad picked it up for his kid. Barren Karen threw a MAGA strop and stole it back. She'll be names soon and will lose her job and privacy.

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@JDCrypto002 @jasonscheer She came back and took that too the crazy bint.

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The lad that mowed that pitch loves Minecraft #allirelandfootballfinal

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@steveinman Can't rob people when you're quadriplegic.

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@_TruthZone_ Of course it was. TMC is now in the witness protection program in Montans after his "death".

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@JDVance I lUv mY pArADe

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@fuximusic What size tin foil hat do you wear? Temu have special deals now.

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@JamesPGoddard90 Ya, keep your comments for your Spongebob Squarepants forum boy. Trying to stir up rumours from your mammy's bedroom won't work son.

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@Infl8able4skin @UnityNewsNet Damned if they do, damned if they don't. Look at the tin foil hat theories on here, imagine what we'd be reading if they didn't release his ethnicity.