Micky

#MUFC 🔴⚪️⚫️ lay bricks for a pound note 💷💷💷

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Watch the guy in the front row 😂😂😂

Throwing his pint for a Rashford free kick that went WIDE 🤦‍♂️

Should we really be throwing pints regardless for a group stage game against Panama?? 🤔

[Mr Black @MrBlackFootball]

Genuinely feel sorry for Arsenal fans who have to pretend Saka is world class every week

Fellas diving against Panama and stinking up the place

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿TheEnglandSocial🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @SocialEngland66]

2 and a bit decades to see one goal against Haiti 😂😂😂😂

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Thomas Tuchel on Reece James’ hamstring injury: “Nobody saw it coming.”

Everyone: We literally all saw it coming.

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

ELLIOT ANDERSON becoming the third most expensive player in the history of football might make the official death of the sport.

[Scotty Tridge @TridgeTV]

Move your hips a bit in this league and run beyond a few players and you're £80m...

Pogba for £89m was a complete bargain.

[❄️ @footyhan]

Its really happening isn’t it..

[UK Footy Bible @UKFootyBible]

Declan Rice complaining how Ghana put “11 men behind the ball” like his team Arsenal didn’t do that against PSG for 2 hours…

[Shabana Mahmood MP @ShabanaMahmood]

No mandate.
No platform.
No more delays: we need a general election now

https://t.co/D3XCM8zQrD

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

Omg … They sound the same

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

#GeneralElectionNow

[MC @UtdMicah]

£121m rejected for E. Anderson.

€100m rejected for Diomande.

£85m demanded for Championship players.

What a time to be a mid-level club.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Hat-trick in the German Cup Final

Goals home and away against PSG in the UCL semis

Goals home and away against Real Madrid in the UCL quarters

14 in 13 in the UCL across 2025/26

33 in 38 UCL games for Bayern

Goal in the Euro semi v Netherlands

Goal in the Euro R16 in 2024

Scored v France in the World Cup QF

Scored v Senegal in the World Cup R16

Scored v Germany in the Euro R16

Scored 2 in the Euro QF

Scored in the Euro SF

Is England’s all-time top scorer with 81 in 115 appearances, 28 goals clear of Wayne Rooney in 5 fewer appearances

The fastest player to 100 goals in Bayern Munich history

Has won a World Cup Golden Boot

Has just scored 64 goals for Bayern in a single season

Stop this.

[Micky @Micky_Mackney]

@geordiejosh You hadn’t even heard of him before this ya wet wipe

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: England fans, joined by some Americans, chanted "Keir Starmer's a wanker" at the World Cup against Croatia, despite threats from the FA

They waited until the end of game in additional time to avoid getting removed.

They speak for England! F*ck leftism. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[DavoBirmingham @DavoBirmingham]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 v 🇭🇷

Boos for the @dallascowboys cheerleaders, jeers for the hydration break, and chants of “what the f***in’ hell is that?!” for the ads.

Never change, England fans. 🥹

#FIFAWorldCup

[Adam Smithy @AdamJSmithy]

We need to talk about ENGLAND FANS!

I’ve been lucky enough to travel the world watching 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 play and I’ve never once sat in a stadium anywhere where it’s not felt like a home game due to the sheer amount of fans + the atmosphere. Best fans in the WORLD 🔥

#England #worldCup

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Telegram CEO Pavel Durov:

"All social media users in the UK will have to prove they’re over 16 with ID.

Thousands in the UK are already arrested for political posts every year.

Is this really about protecting children — or identifying more people to arrest?"

[luke @louorns]

So far England journos have leaked the line-up, the set piece takers, the focus on corners and where they’re standing. Croatia won’t have to watch any tape at this point, they’ll just wait for Sami Mokbel, Craig Hope and Henry Winter to tweet out the specifics and jobs done