Michael

Always be yourself. Unless your surname is Lebowski. Then always be The Dude.

[Michael @MickyMichael]

@ASFCPlayers It might be 4 in 4, but it's 5 in 31 for the season. How do you explain the other 27 games where he scored once?

[Michael @MickyMichael]

@Ihartitz @MBFantasyLife Why is the draft champion draft simulator so slow this year? Can I speed up the autopicks like you could last year?

[Michael @MickyMichael]

@MatthewBerryTMR @croucherJD @ConnorJRogers Why is the draft simulator so slow this year on the fantasy life website? Can I speed up the autopicks like last year?

[Michael @MickyMichael]

@ASFCofficial Surely you can let us pay online in this day and age

[Michael @MickyMichael]

@bettingvillage BV is a United fan pass it on

[Michael @MickyMichael]

@BigBabyJonathan @AdamSchefter That's kinda how it works anyway

[Michael @MickyMichael]

@ASFCPlayers Get rid of Khumbeni and replace him with an LFC youth player after we let them thrash us next week

[Michael @MickyMichael]

@salowa87 @fesshole If only he had somewhere to confess what he did

[Michael @MickyMichael]

@Bravo_0ne @fesshole Check in the back for the correct answer pal

[Michael @MickyMichael]

@bettingvillage Stanley won't get relegated

[Michael @MickyMichael]

@itsgreeners @ThreePeaceSweet @autumn_sweaters Regurgitated, so to speak.

[Michael @MickyMichael]

@itsgreeners @ThreePeaceSweet @autumn_sweaters It was in San Luis Obispo. Was so big I saved half for when we got home from the pub. Chris got to it before I did, despite being a 'vegetatian', then promptly spewed it back up. My last words to him that night were "I hope you fucking choke on it". Fun times.

[Michael @MickyMichael]

@itsgreeners @ThreePeaceSweet Bloody love a muffaletta. The best of the best

[Michael @MickyMichael]

@longelo_10 Gutted to see you leave, you were one of our best for the past few years. Good luck wherever you go. Our door is always open!

[Michael @MickyMichael]

@SalVetriDFS Been burned by Cooks too many times before

[Michael @MickyMichael]

@kowalskiloaded @ynotfestival Nailed on

[Michael @MickyMichael]

@bettingvillage The third card treble for the Chelsea game is 75/1 on skybet mate

[Michael @MickyMichael]

@nocontxtoffmenu @OffMenuOfficial RTJ?

[Michael @MickyMichael]

@ASFCofficial @BenJackWoods @aarontp01 4th goal was class, well in lads