Mick Williams

Teacher of Witchcraft and Wizardry

[Mick Williams @MickyWill17]

Who at @essendonfc is looking at the team list on selection night and thinking Jade Gresham is a better option than Tsatas?
#essendonfc

[Mick Williams @MickyWill17]

Micks music rant:

I fucking hate extended edition albums. I’ve just paid $80+ for the album vinyl and a month or two later you release another one with 4 - 5 more songs. They’ve clearly already been recorded, just give me the full album you greedy cunts.

@UMG

[Mick Williams @MickyWill17]

@AlboMP a couple new pieces of legislation for ya!

1. Cabana squatters right: If you sit in a cabana that has been set up on a beach for 2 hours with no occupants you are now the legal owner.

2. Beach litter: If you purposefully litter on a beach you get 1 year behind bars.

[Mick Williams @MickyWill17]

Even the subs look like a handful of darts being thrown trying to hit the target.

[Mick Williams @MickyWill17]

For years I’ve listened to commentators and pundits talk about teams using strategies against @LFC like “targetting the right wing when Trent gets high up the pitch” OR “they’re allowing Konate to play the ball out as he isn’t good with his feet”

[Mick Williams @MickyWill17]

Yet time and time again I struggle to see any strategy implemented by #ArneSlot. It’s as if he just expects his super stars to get it done, even in the title winning season the reliance on Salah to score was huge! Is there any strategy for breaking down low blocks?

[Mick Williams @MickyWill17]

It’s a serious issue that food corps such as McDonalds and KFC have such a strong influence on Australian sports and therefor children. On the drive home I heard @triplemfooty talk about McGriddle’s half a dozen times. It’s not even real food! #industriallyproducedediblesubstance

[Mick Williams @MickyWill17]

What an absolute shame we are watching #mollypicklum and @rissmoore10 in these conditions. Not much can be done about it, just a real shame. #WSL #pipeline #BillabongProPipeline

[Mick Williams @MickyWill17]

Based on recent results you’d have to assume that @NFFC and @LUFC could possibly be on top of the Serie A. @LFC beat Napoli, Napoli on top of Serie A, @NFFC and @LUFC beat Liverpool. Makes sense. #ChampionsLeague #PremierLeague

[Mick Williams @MickyWill17]

@hosk12 @LFC @AFCAjax Thank god, that first 40 minutes was truly awful to watch.

[Mick Williams @MickyWill17]

What a shock that @LFC are losing in the midfield! Misplaced passes, poor touches, lack of creativity and slow. Being made to look second rate against @AFCAjax #ChampionsLeague #AJALIV

[Mick Williams @MickyWill17]

@den_ster @CricketAus Doesn’t explain why it’s green and black… next answer.

[Mick Williams @MickyWill17]

What’s happened to the green and gold? When did Australia turn to the yellow and black? @CricketAus #CricketWorldCup #Australiacricket

[Mick Williams @MickyWill17]

The only other cinematic universe as big as the #MCUuniverse has to be the #jeffgoldblum universe. That dude has played the exact same person in every single movie for decades! He doesn’t even try to act as someone else.

[Mick Williams @MickyWill17]

Is it time for a LIV styled surf tour breakaway? Pretty clear that @wsl don’t give a f***! So many terrible calls and lies made. This new schedule is slap in the face. #wsl #wslschedule

[Mick Williams @MickyWill17]

🚩36 year old starting in midfield. 🚩 Went behind for the 7th match in a row🚩Two goalkeepers named on the bench. 🚩Looked truly awful against an out of form @ManUtd. 🚩2 points from 9. So many red flags for @LFC at this stage of the season. #MUNLIV

[Mick Williams @MickyWill17]

I haven’t used every app ever made but I am pretty confident that the @WSL app would be in the top 10 for most frustrating and most glitchy. #wsl #application #Tahiti #OuterknownTahitiPro

[Mick Williams @MickyWill17]

Firstly, I love James Milner and everything he has done for @LFC. I also know Naby and Thiago are injured. However, it’s a huge issue that they are relying on a 36 yr old to start in the heart of the midfield. Especially when you consider the depth the @ManCity @ChelseaFC have.

[Mick Williams @MickyWill17]

Can we start discussing Mason Redman as an all Australian half back? #AFL #AllAustralian #EssendonNorth

[Mick Williams @MickyWill17]

The best players are the ones that score the most points, thanks for that insightful comment @OfficialFPL #fpl