Absurdist MicroFilms

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#TwitterFilm: sweep over bus. desk lamp: "hello" - cut to dolly zoom on desk lamp

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#AbsurdistFilm: extended crane shot settling on man dressed as a horse with pizzicato strings, ending with full shot of exuberant man dressed as a horse

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extended sweep over the countryside with sound of a teakettle boiling, ending with close up on crocodile

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shaky-cam in road side. clock: "not today" - cut to close up on clock

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#MicroFilm: bag of rice POV. bag of rice: "I love you" - cut to zoom and tilt on bag of rice

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zoom and tilt on protestor. protestor: "nothing to be done" - cut to close up on protestor

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shaky-cam in the countryside. urinal: "nothing to be done" - cut to sweep over the countryside

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extended camera following moon from behind with a soulful dirge, ending with zoom and tilt on moon

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#AbsurdistFilm: sound of crickets chirping - full shot of soulful horse - then camera circling horse

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close up on potted ficus, emphasising confusion. potted ficus: "I'm sorry" - cut to dolly zoom on potted ficus

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#TwitterFilm: camera following group of ducks from behind, emphasising jealousy - cut to whip pan landing on a rhinocerous - then group of ducks POV

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#AbsurdistFilm: camera circling mob of sheep. mob of sheep: "I am not a moon" - cut to whip pan landing on a group of ducks

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extended pair of gorillas POV with pipes banging, ending with medium shot: pair of gorillas and a mob of sheep

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#MicroFilm: close up on young child - cut to sweep over road side - then sweep over bus

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medium shot: man dressed as a horse and a woman dressed as a crocodile - cut to medium shot: a cockroach and a crocodile - then medium shot: man dressed as a horse and a group of ducks

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close up on man dressed as a horse - cut to full shot of majestic a urinal - then man dressed as a horse POV

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public domain montage featuring a horse, emphasising jealousy. crocodile: "not today" - cut to sequence of different pleasure shots

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#TwitterFilm: disgruntled narration - shaky-cam in bus - then medium shot: young child and a group of ducks

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cockroach in Dutch tilt - cut to shaky-cam in road side - then public domain montage featuring a pair of gorillas, emphasising paralysis

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#TwitterFilm: pizzicato strings - sweep over town square - then shaky-cam in road side, emphasising panic