MicroSarcasms

Funny and charming with small bits of sarcasm for a complete, healthy breakfast.

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Won't someone please think about these poor billionaires, they might have to start paying their fair share.😭
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@Wuthering_Waves Hey I'm just curious why the english version of the 1.0 launch theme "Waking of the World" is not available in YouTube Music?

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

“There’s no peace in the Middle East bc Palestinians refuse to believe in the Torah. The Torah says it’s our [Jews] land. And that’s why America must always stand with Israel.”

Wow. He just came right out and said it.

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@VautismSpeaks Hey, just wanted to put this on your radar if it wasn't already, there's a substack called Dracula Daily that sends out Dracula chapters as they correspond with the calendar date. Should start in May.

[Pew Research Center @pewresearch]

Americans have increasingly negative views of Israel and its prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu. https://t.co/SOohGWIa5R

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

OpenAI is shutting down its AI video slop-making platform Sora.

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This is unbelievable. We should spending this shit on healthcare, infrastructure, or even for school kids education but nah we gotta shoulder the costs of this on behalf of another country. Ridiculous.

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@ZenKesh As I was scrolling down my tl, my brain interpreted this picture as if flames where shooting out your pcs butt. 😂🔥

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@VautismSpeaks Ah, that's fair. Outside of becoming a crafter/gatherer in an MMO, I'm coming up short with another suggestion. But I am interested to see what else other people share.

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What in the Dracula Flow was Stephen Miller thinking here? 🤣

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: You said the women that were protesting when you were at the restaurant should be in jail. Do you actually think that is an offense that deserves jail time?

Trump:

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@DeptofWar This is soyest thing ever. Such small dick energy, but do you. Anything to keep distracting from the Epstein files.

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The delay has to be because they are getting the fog machines into the WH for when Vance goes to speak on it, then the lights cut out and Undertaker's music plays and he comes out.

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@RenAeson_ @citrussy_ @MoonbeamBoxer @FF_XIV_EN Yeah, I also doubt that happening to JP now after others have pointed out the timings of previous releases to me.

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@citrussy_ @MoonbeamBoxer @FF_XIV_EN Yeah, that's crazy to think about.

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@KobatoH90 @MoonbeamBoxer @FF_XIV_EN I'm wrong af looking over at previous time frames and everything. Yeah, we are gonna be in an 8.0 holding pattern for a long time it seems.