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Corporate Confessions, Finish the sentence.
"I pretend to..."

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You guys mind if I get a little more comfortable?
*turns off gridlines*

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Turns out cybersecurity involves way less lasers than we were promised as kids

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I lived it: suggested a great idea only to realize I was muted, and the meeting moved on.

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Watch your security training videos or, we'll tell your mom you don't know what year she was born in​.

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Teams meetings would be 30% shorter if nobody said: "We'll wait another minute for people to join."

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Camera on, Mic off: Just make sure to smile and nod!
Camera off, Mic on: You’re playing a dangerous game here.

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Today's serving suggestion: Consume four days of Microsoft Ignite.
Side effects may include new skills and too many bookmarked sessions. 😅

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Nobody notices when a slide looks good.
Everybody notices when one icon is misaligned.

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There are two types of people:

1) It’s on the calendar, they’ll be there

2) *has it on the calendar, set multiple alarms on your phone, and hired a plane to write a reminder in the sky* what meeting?

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A new profile just appeared 👀
future-focused, curious and innovative..

Do you swipe right?

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Hassan Allam Holding modernizes security with Microsoft, cutting alert noise 90%, investigation time from hours to minutes, and helpdesk tickets 35%. Discover more:
https://t.co/nwPcSA6xZg

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Asking for a friend, what saves you more time?

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26 projects across 50+ African languages have been selected for the LINGUA Africa Open Call! From healthcare to agriculture, education & justice, these community led efforts are building open datasets & AI tools for 500M+ people. Learn more: https://t.co/z4tC1FF1Y5

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Tips on how to work in a spreadsheet that’s been there longer than you:
See if someone else can do it
See if someone else can do it
Is there really no one else that can do it?

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Raise your hand if today's meeting created more questions than it answered. 🙋‍♀️

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If "per my last email" had a facial expression, we all know what it would look like 💀

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There’s no “I’ in Teams, so why am *I* the only person putting funny GIFs in the work chat

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Before Microsoft Ignite:
“Time to get better at AI.”🫠
After Microsoft Ignite:
“AI Skills Maxxing unlocked.”😎

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Good morning to everyone except coworkers who think their personal email is a secure file transfer protocol