Awoyemi Joshua

A visitor 🌍 || Digital Marketer || Aspiring Data Analyst + Project Manager

[AJEWOLE @0oni0fIfe]

Person go wake up first check data balance, account balance and prepaid meter balance before checking if one can still talk. Omoooooo

[Awoyemi Joshua @MicrosoftRema]

@0oni0fIfe This is so real😂😂😂😭

[Awoyemi Joshua @MicrosoftRema]

Go for it

[AJEWOLE @0oni0fIfe]

Dear HR, I'm hospitalized and I can't come to work today.

The hospital:

[AJEWOLE @0oni0fIfe]

who’s complaining? The Loser! 😂

[Awoyemi Joshua @MicrosoftRema]

@0oni0fIfe Change

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

People who have access to you have no idea how unreachable you are to everyone else, until they become everyone else.

[. @Fimiye]

even at my worst i’m still fucking considerate

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

No one can tell me otherwise. Being able to support urself financially without bothering anyone is top tier.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Please stop being mean to people just because you’re unhappy with your life.

[AJEWOLE @0oni0fIfe]

I remember the day I went after the thieves who robbed my hostel to get my phones back... They were carrying guns, and I had nothing but stupid morale 😂😅 Those thieves were shocked.

[Awoyemi Joshua @MicrosoftRema]

Amen

[Jobs with Aramide @AramideOyekunle]

CONGRATULATIONS IN ADVANCE. THAT THING YOU PRAYED FOR IS COMING!

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

when you find a good person, be a good person too.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

honestly, be the villain.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the most unseen privilege in life, a supportive family.

[27. @dimvji]

you just have to get really good at continuing

[AJEWOLE @0oni0fIfe]

“She will never be asked where she is really from.”

Skin color:

[Awoyemi Joshua @MicrosoftRema]

@0oni0fIfe Are you for real?

[Awoyemi Joshua @MicrosoftRema]

You never giver them jobs, you don dey promise them partner.

[Jobs with Aramide @AramideOyekunle]

This is your last year being single or unmarried!