Microwave Man

'' 13.82 billion years, a microwave super-hero! Now I just flit from galaxy to galaxy, having fun and making a nuisance of myself ''

[Microwave Man @MicrowaveMan]

A rare glimpse of Microwave Man standing next to @eddiebrocklesby !!! https://t.co/FLNCpSZTP8

[247 @247_endurance]

The ultimate #ThisGirlCan?! Congratulations @eddiebrocklesby - Ironman Vichy done... at 72: http://t.co/ZbKxJGWROX

[Microwave Man @MicrowaveMan]

95-year-old sets a new 200 metres record http://t.co/hgchU4cTDy

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http://t.co/NJgVYR2yIS Amazing story of girl with MS who can't feel her legs when she runs.

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You'll love this... http://t.co/F0SYqetwZH

[Microwave Man @MicrowaveMan]

Being a cartoon dog, Snoopy has an excuse for misspelling "triathlon"... You don't!

[Microwave Man @MicrowaveMan]

Frosty caught picking his nose...

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Happy New Year to everyone... x

[Microwave Man @MicrowaveMan]

My picture of the Soyuz TMA-15M before it took off from Baikonur, for the ISS, last month... I did ask them to wait!

[Microwave Man @MicrowaveMan]

Brilliant!!! http://t.co/M5Fvo3OS0R

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She said the blow from the propeller knocked her glasses off and left her dazed! http://t.co/lK1LVvkT7a

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I'm registered for The Norseman... Now I have to wait a long week to see if I get a place... Everything's crossed! http://t.co/PjR8XhyX1u

[Microwave Man @MicrowaveMan]

This is how "All About That Base" would've sounded in the 40s -- http://t.co/7yZWpIbmdS

[Microwave Man @MicrowaveMan]

The Best Four Minutes Of Warplane Footage You'll Ever Watch... http://t.co/2DGWWHy3af

[Martin Vass @martinvass8]

Is it Dangerous To Stand In Front Of A Cooking Microwave? #bizarre @bizarrefactz @FL_Microwave @MicrowaveMan #OMG - http://t.co/5MKVunzWLD

[Microwave Man @MicrowaveMan]

UK's GDP looking a lot healthier today. £11 billion increase from including illegal drugs and prostitution in the figures has to help, eh?

[Microwave Man @MicrowaveMan]

I had my new TV delivered today - There seems to be something wrong with the horizontal hold... http://t.co/57A6MlKokW

[Triathlon Trust @TriTrust]

FREE swim-bike-run event in Norwich. All abilities, age 7-13, we bring bikes.
email [email protected]
plsr/t @trianglia

[Microwave Man @MicrowaveMan]

Science is just great, isn't it? http://t.co/ELJW6zscQO

[Microwave Man @MicrowaveMan]

Hey! Throw some of that yellow stuff over here please!

[Microwave Man @MicrowaveMan]

A rare picture of my alter ego after my first Olympic triathlon in 2:35 - Hey! I am more than 13 billion years old!